stages

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1045 S. East Avenue

Kankakee, IL

60901

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the place looked completely clean except for a spot on the mirror where it looked like an arm was resting against the glass.
the left urinal in the boys bathroom didnt flush.. i dont know if it has a pressure valve and only flushes when the water level gets high, or if the thing was genuinely broken.
the water was already hot when washing my hands each time.. that was a sweet plus.
the soap bottle had a large amount in it.. that is great.
the water was nice and cold.. i dont think i could have asked for it any colder.

there is a huge pothole in the parking lot i'd like to see get filled in.
other than the above, there was nothing else presented to me for me to judge.

i think everybody tries to find a place where they can hang out and listen to music once they turn 21.

me thinks stages is the best place in the county to do that.
there is no alchohol, and i love that fact the absolute most!!
i'm not a person who enjoys liquor. i am most happy with water.
and it seems like every place in town that plays music at night and/or on the weekends, there is booze being served.

me thinks it is a choice between stages, starbucks, and barnes & nobles if i want to go out in public and have an alchohol free night.
i dont condone caffeine, and people are supposed to be quiet at barnes & nobles right? so people can read.

i have to agree with another review in regards to the girls sitting in the back dressing room.
i sat there for about 6 hours and only had 3 conversations, with the longest conversation lasting less than 10 minutes.

i told one girl, 'i dont want your breasts in my face for $1. i want something else.'
i got breast in my face anyways without getting anything else.
the second $1 bill got me absolutely nothing but a girl sitting on her butt in front of me for 15 seconds, and then she claimed she had to attend to a guy at the corner of the stage. when i looked the girl was standing up/walking away and nobody was in a chair waiting for her! she grabbed her clothes and got off stage instead of giving me my moneys worth.

so, that model is in debt with me in the amount of $1.50
and i say $1.50 because i got to rub a dollar across her pussy, which equals .50 cents in my book :)

next time i am going to tell her specifically what i want for my $1 bill. (IF she rips me off again, i'll have to report her to management)

BUT..
i can't let one girl ruin it for everybody.
i watched almost all of the on-stage tips, and me thinks i was the only one who didnt get a satisfying tip.
the girls do a standard 10 second breasts-to-the-face or they do 20 second leg hugs.. and sometimes they do 20-30 second butt claps.

i want pussy to stare at.
either pussy in my face, on me nose or cheek, or spread eagle/missionary touching clit for 10 seconds.
(i'm tipping for strict pussy)
i also wouldnt mind looking down the girl's panties STRICTLY TO SEE HER CLIT, not her pubic bone!

my sexual fantasy/desire is oral with these $1 tips.
breasts dont do anything for me.. absolutely minute, unless already in bed with the pet.

i'd like to chit-chat with the girls, rather than have them in the back dressing room talking amongst themselves.

i'm mature enough to talk and tip.
me thinks the girls want absolutely one or the other.
click-clacking back and forth between conversation and sensuality is a very natural and healthy thing.
if the girls fail to allow such click-clack to happen, i'll have to stop spending time there.

overall, i give the place a full 5 stars because the building is clean & tidy, while the girls give proper $1 stage tips 95% of the time.

full nude privates are a huge plus over topless privates. i applaud those rules.
i wonder if they will fulfill my private request, which is to have the girl simply sit there and spread her pussy open while i stare and take a mental picture of it with me home.

$20 bucks every so often to keep my mental picture fresh with my favorite girl aint so bad.

UPON FURTHER REVIEW.. THE MANAGEMENT AT THIS BUSINESS IS SEVERELY LACKING.
I GUESS ANYBODY CAN SET A GOOD PRICE AND KEEP THE FLOORS CLEAN.
OTHER THAN THAT.. DONT EXPECT A PLEASANT TIME.

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★☆☆☆☆

the place looked completely clean except for a spot on the mirror where it looked like an arm was resting against the glass.
the left urinal in the boys bathroom didnt flush.. i dont know if it has a pressure valve and only flushes when the water level gets high, or if the thing was genuinely broken.
the water was already hot when washing my hands each time.. that was a sweet plus.
the soap bottle had a large amount in it.. that is great.
the water was nice and cold.. i dont think i could have asked for it any colder.

there is a huge pothole in the parking lot i'd like to see get filled in.
other than the above, there was nothing else presented to me for me to judge.

i think everybody tries to find a place where they can hang out and listen to music once they turn 21.

me thinks stages is the best place in the county to do that.
there is no alchohol, and i love that fact the absolute most!!
i'm not a person who enjoys liquor. i am most happy with water.
and it seems like every place in town that plays music at night and/or on the weekends, there is booze being served.

me thinks it is a choice between stages, starbucks, and barnes & nobles if i want to go out in public and have an alchohol free night.
i dont condone caffeine, and people are supposed to be quiet at barnes & nobles right? so people can read.

i have to agree with another review in regards to the girls sitting in the back dressing room.
i sat there for about 6 hours and only had 3 conversations, with the longest conversation lasting less than 10 minutes.

i told one girl, 'i dont want your breasts in my face for $1. i want something else.'
i got breast in my face anyways without getting anything else.
the second $1 bill got me absolutely nothing but a girl sitting on her butt in front of me for 15 seconds, and then she claimed she had to attend to a guy at the corner of the stage. when i looked the girl was standing up/walking away and nobody was in a chair waiting for her! she grabbed her clothes and got off stage instead of giving me my moneys worth.

so, that model is in debt with me in the amount of $1.50
and i say $1.50 because i got to rub a dollar across her pussy, which equals .50 cents in my book :)

next time i am going to tell her specifically what i want for my $1 bill. (IF she rips me off again, i'll have to report her to management)

BUT..
i can't let one girl ruin it for everybody.
i watched almost all of the on-stage tips, and me thinks i was the only one who didnt get a satisfying tip.
the girls do a standard 10 second breasts-to-the-face or they do 20 second leg hugs.. and sometimes they do 20-30 second butt claps.

i want pussy to stare at.
either pussy in my face, on me nose or cheek, or spread eagle/missionary touching clit for 10 seconds.
(i'm tipping for strict pussy)
i also wouldnt mind looking down the girl's panties STRICTLY TO SEE HER CLIT, not her pubic bone!

my sexual fantasy/desire is oral with these $1 tips.
breasts dont do anything for me.. absolutely minute, unless already in bed with the pet.

i'd like to chit-chat with the girls, rather than have them in the back dressing room talking amongst themselves.

i'm mature enough to talk and tip.
me thinks the girls want absolutely one or the other.
click-clacking back and forth between conversation and sensuality is a very natural and healthy thing.
if the girls fail to allow such click-clack to happen, i'll have to stop spending time there.

overall, i give the place a full 5 stars because the building is clean & tidy, while the girls give proper $1 stage tips 95% of the time.

full nude privates are a huge plus over topless privates. i applaud those rules.
i wonder if they will fulfill my private request, which is to have the girl simply sit there and spread her pussy open while i stare and take a mental picture of it with me home.

$20 bucks every so often to keep my mental picture fresh with my favorite girl aint so bad.

UPON FURTHER REVIEW.. THE MANAGEMENT AT THIS BUSINESS IS SEVERELY LACKING.
I GUESS ANYBODY CAN SET A GOOD PRICE AND KEEP THE FLOORS CLEAN.
OTHER THAN THAT.. DONT EXPECT A PLEASANT TIME.

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OK, so I'll admit when I first walked into this place I thought it was going to be a little trashy. It really doesn't look like much from the inside or the outside. However I went down once and have continued now. The girls are alright but what some don't have in looks is made up in attitude an personality. They aren't pushy and are actually nice. The soda is free as well. The lap dances are what bring me back though. The rules are 1 for 25, 2 for 40, and 3 for 50 so your third dance only costs 10 bucks. Some girls will only get naked for the third, some for all three but it is a full contact dance and you are allowed to touch everything but the "V". I haven't been to a place with rules like that in Illinois ever.

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★★★★★

OK, so I'll admit when I first walked into this place I thought it was going to be a little trashy. It really doesn't look like much from the inside or the outside. However I went down once and have continued now. The girls are alright but what some don't have in looks is made up in attitude an personality. They aren't pushy and are actually nice. The soda is free as well. The lap dances are what bring me back though. The rules are 1 for 25, 2 for 40, and 3 for 50 so your third dance only costs 10 bucks. Some girls will only get naked for the third, some for all three but it is a full contact dance and you are allowed to touch everything but the "V". I haven't been to a place with rules like that in Illinois ever.

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Went there with a couple of friends and had a great time. Girls are beautiful & very friendly. The place is very clean, even the bathrooms. Only complant is that they dont serve alcohol, but that might be what makes the place so chill. I would reccomend stopping by after the bar, just to wind down and listen to some tunes, & they are open till 3 am on the weekend. Once your in you are not required to get dances, & the soda is free. So it could be a very inexpencive evening out with the boys. Did I mention that the girls are beautiful.

4
★★★★☆

Went there with a couple of friends and had a great time. Girls are beautiful & very friendly. The place is very clean, even the bathrooms. Only complant is that they dont serve alcohol, but that might be what makes the place so chill. I would reccomend stopping by after the bar, just to wind down and listen to some tunes, & they are open till 3 am on the weekend. Once your in you are not required to get dances, & the soda is free. So it could be a very inexpencive evening out with the boys. Did I mention that the girls are beautiful.

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This place is way beyond trashy. They claim to be a nice and clean adult entertainment place. They are so far from it. The dancers are trashy. They are not supposed to go fully nude, and they do, and they get way closer than they are supposed to get to their customers. They whole place is filthy and smells of sex horrible. It is a disgrace that they are allowed to stay open even. Horrible.

1
★☆☆☆☆

This place is way beyond trashy. They claim to be a nice and clean adult entertainment place. They are so far from it. The dancers are trashy. They are not supposed to go fully nude, and they do, and they get way closer than they are supposed to get to their customers. They whole place is filthy and smells of sex horrible. It is a disgrace that they are allowed to stay open even. Horrible.

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