The Meet Rack

I concur on all counts with the gentleman below, this place is WILD.

It's even featured in some issue of Maxim magazine.

But for those who don't want to read Tom's entire spiel, just remember: Heineken and PBR only, chicks...don't buy condoms, and get the owner's face branded on ya, and you have the 50 cent discount for life.

Come if only for the experience. I've only been once, and that is all I will ever need. :)

Posted 11/26/07 | Report Abuse

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Whatever i write will not come close to describing this place. As you walk in you will notice that you can hardly see the walls as they are covered with crazy photos. For your first time, walk up to the bar and ask for 'God' to give you the tour. 'God' is the owner of the bar. He's quite possibly the most interesting guy ive ever met. The tour lasts about 10 minutes and he will show you pictures of him with the Governator and other celbrities. Make sure to see the 'secret room' only if you have a strong stomach though. PBR and Heineken are the only beers, and their liquor is pourd from plastic jugs, classy. The 'Meet Rack' burger is awesome. We've cruised in for last call and God has personally lit the grill and made them for us. Besides pictures all over the walls, newspaper clipping about the bar and God's bid for mayor, girls underwear hang from the rafters and a paper number is visible above one door. This number signifies the people who have been branded by God. See, for only few dollars you can get a silver dollar size brand of God's face anywhere on your body. Once you've entered this sacred order, you will get 50 cents off drinks for LIFE!! If you do this, bring a camera beacuse its the funniest thing I have ever seen. Girls, dont buy condoms from the condom machine in the bathroom or a huge bell and light will go off to alert the entire bar. They serve cocktails by the pitcher. All the mixed drinks have foul, raunchy names that make a sailor blush when ordering. The juke box is full of blank CDs, so pick some numbers and let it rip. Have your picture taken on the GIANT chair outside and be forever enshrined in Meet Rack lore. This was one of my favorite bars in Tucson. I miss it dearly.

PROS: The craziest bar I have ever been to. A TUCSON MUST! GOD RULES
CONS: They dont have bigger branding Irons

Posted 07/27/06 | Report Abuse

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