We couldn't get reservations at Maggiano's nearby so my wife and I decided to try something new. We had no problem getting a table at Luciano Ristorante and after being seated, I couldn't help but notice how close we were sitting by two other couples -- it's impossible to have a private conversation with your date unless you're sitting at one of the dining tables near the center aisle. In short, this is not an ideal "romantic" setting if this is the type of evening you have in mind.
Service, on the other hand, was decent. We were offered our dinner menus and were satisfied with the menu variety. My wife ordered the Spaghettini with Meat Sauce and I had the Linguine with Clams. Before our main course, we ordered a Caesar Salad. It was fabulous! Probably one of the best tasting Caesar Salads I had ever had. It had just the right amount of dressing and the parmesan cheese they used was very good. Unfortunately, the salad was the highlight of our evening.
Once our dishes arrived, our Slovakian waiter didn't bother checking on us to see how we were doing. We had to flag him down just to ask him for some parmesan cheese for our pastas. He failed to even ask us if we would like another glass of wine with our meal. It gets worse...
After taking the first bite of my Linguini with Clams, it tasted ok. But after the 2nd or 3rd bite, my mouth began to burn as if I was eating a five-star spicy Thai dish. Several factors may have caused this -- either they added too much garlic, white pepper, or they didn't allow the wine to reduce properly. Maybe it was all three. In short, my dish was as spicy as Jambalaya. At least the clams were cleaned and cooked properly.
My wife's Spaghettini with Meat Sauce tasted worse than mine. I could tell by the expression on her face that she was not impressed. She offered me a bite and after sampling her pasta, I couldn't help but smile because I had a sudden flashback of my childhood when my babysitter fed me Chef Boyardee Spaghetti for the first time. As soon as we made eye contact, we both couldn't help but laugh! My wife commented, "...our worst spaghetti we've ever made at home is better than theirs." I am not exaggerating when I say it tasted identical to Chef Boyardee.
We couldn't possibly leave on that bad of a note, so we decided to order dessert. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse... I ordered the Lemon Tart and my wife ordered the Chocolate Mousse. We could only handle one bite of the chocolate mousse because it was too bitter! If you're on the Atkins Diet or a diabetic, this is your dessert! Unfortunately, this is the only part of the meal that we sent back to the kitchen. My Lemon Tart wasn't much better. It arrived at my table, looking like a sadly deflated souffl. It tasted as bad as it looked too. They were a bit overzealous in zesting my dessert, hence the bitterness.
There are many restaurants in the Bellevue area that I can recommend -- Luciano Ristorante is not one of them. I am beyond disappointed and should have demanded a refund for my dinner and the 1 hour and 40 minutes of my life that I'll never see again. I'm very surprised they are able to stay in business, considering they are in a high-rent section of Bellevue. In short, stay away from this place. Stay far, far, away.
Posted 09/27/09 | Report Abuse
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