Red River Dance Hall & Saloon

★★★☆☆

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Thu-Sat 7pm-2am

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I have been going to Red River for the past 3 years...My friends and I all celebrate our birthdays here every year. They have a great mix of music and super cheap drinks! I have never had a problem with the staff until recently. The waitresses and bartenders have always been sweethearts except for one. This past Saturday I celebrated My BFF's B-Day and we spent about $200 on shots and beer and gave this one waitress great tips even though she was a total RUDE ASS! She had an attitude the whole time and we had to call her over to us instead of her asking if we needed anything. When ordering our 5th round of budwisers, she said that they weren't anymore and we asked her well what kind of bar runs out of a certain kind of beer? She just rolled her eyes and said we just dont have any...so order something else! So we order budlight. After that we started ordering from this other waitress who was so nice and when we asked her about budwiser...she said that they still had some and wasnt sure why the other chic said there werent any. So one of our friends went over to the rude waitress and put his arm around her shoulders and asked for budwiser again and she got pissed and had him escorted out for puting his arm around her. WTF! My friend had put his arm around the nice waitress and she didn't seem to have a problem with it. This rude ass gal was just looking for a reason to kick one of us out! So please do not order from this chic if you happen to go to Red River...She is the only waitress i have ever had a problem with. I dont know her name but i do know she has shoulder length hair with blonde highlights and has tattoos above each of her boobs and she is a total biotch! She mostly works around the pool tables that are in the back, upstairs to the right.

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★★★☆☆

I have been going to Red River for the past 3 years...My friends and I all celebrate our birthdays here every year. They have a great mix of music and super cheap drinks! I have never had a problem with the staff until recently. The waitresses and bartenders have always been sweethearts except for one. This past Saturday I celebrated My BFF's B-Day and we spent about $200 on shots and beer and gave this one waitress great tips even though she was a total RUDE ASS! She had an attitude the whole time and we had to call her over to us instead of her asking if we needed anything. When ordering our 5th round of budwisers, she said that they weren't anymore and we asked her well what kind of bar runs out of a certain kind of beer? She just rolled her eyes and said we just dont have any...so order something else! So we order budlight. After that we started ordering from this other waitress who was so nice and when we asked her about budwiser...she said that they still had some and wasnt sure why the other chic said there werent any. So one of our friends went over to the rude waitress and put his arm around her shoulders and asked for budwiser again and she got pissed and had him escorted out for puting his arm around her. WTF! My friend had put his arm around the nice waitress and she didn't seem to have a problem with it. This rude ass gal was just looking for a reason to kick one of us out! So please do not order from this chic if you happen to go to Red River...She is the only waitress i have ever had a problem with. I dont know her name but i do know she has shoulder length hair with blonde highlights and has tattoos above each of her boobs and she is a total biotch! She mostly works around the pool tables that are in the back, upstairs to the right.

Pros: Great Music, Very Reasonable Drinks, Laid Back Dress Code

Cons: Just one very RUDE Waitress

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Reminder: for the NEGATIVE only...Okay, here's the REAL skinny... you want to know why the waitresses and bartenders are so rude to you? Because either you left your measly 50 cents, or you didnt tip at all... would you work for free? (provided you even HAVE a job) No? I didnt think so. So why should the bartenders and waitresses? They make $2.13 an hour. Thats 2-3 nights a week, 6 hours a night... do you think getting paid $40 every 2 weeks is going to pay the bills? Not to mention they have to pay taxes on the beer or liquor you drink. If you cant afford to throw a dollar in the tip jar then buy a 6 pack and stay your ass at home! Yes, I agree, the cops and management can be rude, but you have to understand there is a reason for that... your drunk ass did something to piss them off. You dont realize what an idiot you look like when ur wasted and hanging on the bar or any guy/girl you lay eyes on to keep yourself upright... you are wasting the clubs time... those guys dont get out of there till 5 AM and you are just prolonging their departure. And you act like Red River is the only place that you could get your stuff stolen from... Dumbass... if you left your camera at Jack in the Box, it would get stolen... walmart... stolen... its not the establishment, unfortunately this world is littered with thieves with no conscience... so take that sh*t somewhere else. I could keep going and going about you losers, but i DO have a life I have to get back to.. kinda feel like this was 5 minutes of my life wasted... but if I knocked ANY sense into you jugheads, it was worth losing 5 minutes.... have a good day!

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★★★★★

Reminder: for the NEGATIVE only...Okay, here's the REAL skinny... you want to know why the waitresses and bartenders are so rude to you? Because either you left your measly 50 cents, or you didnt tip at all... would you work for free? (provided you even HAVE a job) No? I didnt think so. So why should the bartenders and waitresses? They make $2.13 an hour. Thats 2-3 nights a week, 6 hours a night... do you think getting paid $40 every 2 weeks is going to pay the bills? Not to mention they have to pay taxes on the beer or liquor you drink. If you cant afford to throw a dollar in the tip jar then buy a 6 pack and stay your ass at home! Yes, I agree, the cops and management can be rude, but you have to understand there is a reason for that... your drunk ass did something to piss them off. You dont realize what an idiot you look like when ur wasted and hanging on the bar or any guy/girl you lay eyes on to keep yourself upright... you are wasting the clubs time... those guys dont get out of there till 5 AM and you are just prolonging their departure. And you act like Red River is the only place that you could get your stuff stolen from... Dumbass... if you left your camera at Jack in the Box, it would get stolen... walmart... stolen... its not the establishment, unfortunately this world is littered with thieves with no conscience... so take that sh*t somewhere else. I could keep going and going about you losers, but i DO have a life I have to get back to.. kinda feel like this was 5 minutes of my life wasted... but if I knocked ANY sense into you jugheads, it was worth losing 5 minutes.... have a good day!

Pros: cheap drinks, spacioius, live bands, great bartenders

Cons: with cheap drinks comes cheap patrons...

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I WAS THERE THIS PAST SATURDAY...WASNT THAT BUSY, BUT WAS FUN. THE NEXT DAY WHEN I CHECKED MY STATEMENT ONLINE IT SHOWED I WAS CHARGED 50.00 FORA 9 DOLLAR TAB. THAT IS NOT A BANK HOLD.... THAT IS WHEN YOU CLOSE THE BATCH DOWN THE NUMBERS ARE NOT BEING ENTERED RIGHT! THANK GOD I HAVE 2 DIFFERENT BANK ACCOUNTSBECAUSE WITH THIS 50.00 CHARGE ON HERE IM NOW NEGATIVE FOR THIS ACCOUNT AND CANT USE MY CARD...HOW ANNOYING!

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★★★☆☆

I WAS THERE THIS PAST SATURDAY...WASNT THAT BUSY, BUT WAS FUN. THE NEXT DAY WHEN I CHECKED MY STATEMENT ONLINE IT SHOWED I WAS CHARGED 50.00 FORA 9 DOLLAR TAB. THAT IS NOT A BANK HOLD.... THAT IS WHEN YOU CLOSE THE BATCH DOWN THE NUMBERS ARE NOT BEING ENTERED RIGHT! THANK GOD I HAVE 2 DIFFERENT BANK ACCOUNTSBECAUSE WITH THIS 50.00 CHARGE ON HERE IM NOW NEGATIVE FOR THIS ACCOUNT AND CANT USE MY CARD...HOW ANNOYING!

Pros: CHEAP DRINKS

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*First of all I want to start by saying if it is such a bad place as it has been put on here how come it has made it 27 years and still standing! Hmmm? *

If you do something wrong and you are guilty you will be thrown put unless you have warrants or you harrass the officers then you will be arrested and put in jail!. DUH!!!

*If you have an excessive charge on your bank card honey it is YOUR BANK that does that it's called a credit hold. It has nothing to do with us it will be returned to your account in 3-5 business days

* Music is never replayed...

*Service is always good

*If you have nothing better to do than bitch what a bad place it is it's prob because you were kicked out or fired and now your panties are all in a twist. Do us all a favour unwedge them and get over it!

Thank you have a great day!

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★★★★★

*First of all I want to start by saying if it is such a bad place as it has been put on here how come it has made it 27 years and still standing! Hmmm? *

If you do something wrong and you are guilty you will be thrown put unless you have warrants or you harrass the officers then you will be arrested and put in jail!. DUH!!!

*If you have an excessive charge on your bank card honey it is YOUR BANK that does that it's called a credit hold. It has nothing to do with us it will be returned to your account in 3-5 business days

* Music is never replayed...

*Service is always good

*If you have nothing better to do than bitch what a bad place it is it's prob because you were kicked out or fired and now your panties are all in a twist. Do us all a favour unwedge them and get over it!

Thank you have a great day!

Pros: Good times, cheap drinks, Good music

Cons: All the douche bags that have nothing better to do than hate

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I'm from huntsville (a hicktown) n we have one good bar n they rejects from there go to the bad one n the rejects from there go to red river okay i wasn't impressed at all. they replayed songs all night. it was ridicilous!!!!!!!!!!!

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★☆☆☆☆

I'm from huntsville (a hicktown) n we have one good bar n they rejects from there go to the bad one n the rejects from there go to red river okay i wasn't impressed at all. they replayed songs all night. it was ridicilous!!!!!!!!!!!

Pros: the margaritas were cheap

Cons: it is where all the rejects go

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I was charged 60 dollars on my debit card, and had two drinks.. WT F. I called my girfriend and she said they did the same thing to her. Is this standard?? I am so mad right now. I have no idea of thier operation hours, but guartee if they dont fix Channel 2 news will be showing up over there!

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★☆☆☆☆

I was charged 60 dollars on my debit card, and had two drinks.. WT F. I called my girfriend and she said they did the same thing to her. Is this standard?? I am so mad right now. I have no idea of thier operation hours, but guartee if they dont fix Channel 2 news will be showing up over there!

Pros: None

Cons: Too far, Too Crowded, overcharge you

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I've been going there (not so much lately) for over 8 years. Whether or not you like this place, you cannot say it's the best COUNTRY bar. When the play Hip Hop almost 50% of the time and baseball caps outnumber cowboy hats 10-1, you cannot say it's the best country bar. They need a stricter dress code or "no doosh bags" policy, it's a shame when you have to be told how to dress in a club. Such as caps not worn straight, flip flops, visors, and sunglasses on your head when you're inside and it's been dark for 5 hours. The music they play is crap, even alot of the country songs. But the drinks are cheap and most of these other reviews are right on about the cops and the owner's being rude. They will always side with the girl, as far as racist, I don't know. I think they don't want thugs in there but with the music they play, it doesn't help.

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★★☆☆☆

I've been going there (not so much lately) for over 8 years. Whether or not you like this place, you cannot say it's the best COUNTRY bar. When the play Hip Hop almost 50% of the time and baseball caps outnumber cowboy hats 10-1, you cannot say it's the best country bar. They need a stricter dress code or "no doosh bags" policy, it's a shame when you have to be told how to dress in a club. Such as caps not worn straight, flip flops, visors, and sunglasses on your head when you're inside and it's been dark for 5 hours. The music they play is crap, even alot of the country songs. But the drinks are cheap and most of these other reviews are right on about the cops and the owner's being rude. They will always side with the girl, as far as racist, I don't know. I think they don't want thugs in there but with the music they play, it doesn't help.

Pros: Cheap drinks decent atmosphere

Cons: Patrons, music selection, employee rudeness

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Most of the complaints here were valid... Fortunately, the bar is under new ownership and management. A lot of the old staff quit when the management changed, and it was probably the best thing that happened to that place in years. The new owners are putting in money and effort to make it a great place to be. Give it another chance! You may be quite pleasantly surprised!

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★★★☆☆

Most of the complaints here were valid... Fortunately, the bar is under new ownership and management. A lot of the old staff quit when the management changed, and it was probably the best thing that happened to that place in years. The new owners are putting in money and effort to make it a great place to be. Give it another chance! You may be quite pleasantly surprised!

Pros: Easy to blend in or stand out, cheap drinks, some good staff

Cons: Cheap people and idiots, like any other bar.

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sorry but ms weezy baby you are totally wrong!! i have been going to red river for about 2 years and lately its been nothing but bull shit.. danny & larry are both RACIST!!! i know this for a fact!! Wee Man is the little guy who collects your entry fee and he is a good friend of mine.. last night they threw out my black for bc he supposedly gave this girl he doesnt even know alcohol.. they banned him for life but told her to just call it a night and see her next weekend.. after it closed i talked to Wee Man & he told me they were only throwing him out bc he was black!! they knew he was innocent!!! yeah the drinks are cheep and most the staff is friendly BUT i agree with the first girl... the front door man is the rudest person ever.. he needs to learn to put on a f-ing smile every now and then!!!!

another thing why in the world are they playing YMCA we arent 10!!!

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★★★☆☆

sorry but ms weezy baby you are totally wrong!! i have been going to red river for about 2 years and lately its been nothing but bull shit.. danny & larry are both RACIST!!! i know this for a fact!! Wee Man is the little guy who collects your entry fee and he is a good friend of mine.. last night they threw out my black for bc he supposedly gave this girl he doesnt even know alcohol.. they banned him for life but told her to just call it a night and see her next weekend.. after it closed i talked to Wee Man & he told me they were only throwing him out bc he was black!! they knew he was innocent!!! yeah the drinks are cheep and most the staff is friendly BUT i agree with the first girl... the front door man is the rudest person ever.. he needs to learn to put on a f-ing smile every now and then!!!!

another thing why in the world are they playing YMCA we arent 10!!!

Pros: drinks, pool tables,

Cons: some music, door man, small dance floor

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I have been going to Red River now for 4 going on 5 years! I love that place! The peole who work there are awesome and take care of you! The police men there are awesome always smilling and do a damn good job at taking the trash out of the bar! The drinks are cheap and the entry is cheap! Never any drama with my friends and we are always having a great time!

The people on here complaining are prob the ones who have been kicked out for what ever reason or got turned down by a good looking girl! They ARE NOT racist!

Red River is a great place to go and have a great time! The man at the door is always nice and makes sure his customers have what they need! and do there staff!

Halloween party was this past weekend and it was awesome place was fantastically decorated!

Great job guys!

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★★★★★

I have been going to Red River now for 4 going on 5 years! I love that place! The peole who work there are awesome and take care of you! The police men there are awesome always smilling and do a damn good job at taking the trash out of the bar! The drinks are cheap and the entry is cheap! Never any drama with my friends and we are always having a great time!

The people on here complaining are prob the ones who have been kicked out for what ever reason or got turned down by a good looking girl! They ARE NOT racist!

Red River is a great place to go and have a great time! The man at the door is always nice and makes sure his customers have what they need! and do there staff!

Halloween party was this past weekend and it was awesome place was fantastically decorated!

Great job guys!

Pros: Great people, great staff, Cheap drinks and great music!!

Cons: The loosers who complain all the time about the place!

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I have been going to Red River for about 2 years now. I made friends there, I had fun, and the drinks are cheap. The Employees are friendly... If you like a variety of music this is the place to go. You can dance, sit and talk, and play pool. Besides the little drama and it gets crowded on Friday and Saturday it is more than worth the wait.

I met my husband there and we go there once to twice a month and recommend everyone to try it at least once.

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★★★★☆

I have been going to Red River for about 2 years now. I made friends there, I had fun, and the drinks are cheap. The Employees are friendly... If you like a variety of music this is the place to go. You can dance, sit and talk, and play pool. Besides the little drama and it gets crowded on Friday and Saturday it is more than worth the wait.

I met my husband there and we go there once to twice a month and recommend everyone to try it at least once.

Pros: cheap entrance, drinks, and great music

Cons: gets crowded, and a little drama

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I drove 40 miles to go to this place and what a total waste. The old man at the door,,,,,the "old" owner/manager ..and i do mean old AzzH*le at the door,,,,,,, needs to get a life. He is a total jerk! DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME GOING THERE. There are so many friendly UP WITH THE TIMES places to go where the owner/manager really loves people, their customers, and is not riding shotgun. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME GOING TO THIS DUMP.

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★☆☆☆☆

I drove 40 miles to go to this place and what a total waste. The old man at the door,,,,,the "old" owner/manager ..and i do mean old AzzH*le at the door,,,,,,, needs to get a life. He is a total jerk! DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME GOING THERE. There are so many friendly UP WITH THE TIMES places to go where the owner/manager really loves people, their customers, and is not riding shotgun. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME GOING TO THIS DUMP.

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i have been going to red river for 3 years and always have a great time, cheap drinks and good music and never pushy or rude guys...i would recommend the experience to anyone!

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★★★★★

i have been going to red river for 3 years and always have a great time, cheap drinks and good music and never pushy or rude guys...i would recommend the experience to anyone!

Pros: always fun and safe

Cons: cant think of any

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I went there last sat and had lost an item. Sun i tried to call no anwser sun i went up no anwser, no one there. i have called everyday since and no anwser... How do you get property back or info if it was found without going up there on Thur. Fri. Sat. I was put in a bad place on Sat. it was my husbands birthday and was were having a good time till I was confronted and touched by a compleat stranger right before closing. 5 min more and i would have ended a great night w/ good company. But no I was had cuffed and taken out with items still in the bar. I want to recover them.

If any one found something Sat. I am offering a reward for the items i am missing... please email me at oxchilt@yahoo
I will let you know then what items were left to hopefully be matched up with what was found...
Thank you

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★★☆☆☆

I went there last sat and had lost an item. Sun i tried to call no anwser sun i went up no anwser, no one there. i have called everyday since and no anwser... How do you get property back or info if it was found without going up there on Thur. Fri. Sat. I was put in a bad place on Sat. it was my husbands birthday and was were having a good time till I was confronted and touched by a compleat stranger right before closing. 5 min more and i would have ended a great night w/ good company. But no I was had cuffed and taken out with items still in the bar. I want to recover them.

If any one found something Sat. I am offering a reward for the items i am missing... please email me at oxchilt@yahoo
I will let you know then what items were left to hopefully be matched up with what was found...
Thank you

Pros: music

Cons: people

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My friend and I were the Usual's going in there every other weekend and had a great time. We have always used the cash bar because she was great at making drinks. Instead me and my friend decided to use our credit cards and keep a tab. My bill turned out to be $14 because i put a $5 tip for her! my friends was about $6. She called me the next day saying that the lady charged her credit card $75! So i was just thinking maybe she messed up and it was an honest accident. I then called to check my credit card and I had a $75 charge too! WE WILL NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!! Now I'm trying to call them and they have a busy signal on there phones! So to go talk to them I need to pay $5 to get in! Ahhhhh

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★☆☆☆☆

My friend and I were the Usual's going in there every other weekend and had a great time. We have always used the cash bar because she was great at making drinks. Instead me and my friend decided to use our credit cards and keep a tab. My bill turned out to be $14 because i put a $5 tip for her! my friends was about $6. She called me the next day saying that the lady charged her credit card $75! So i was just thinking maybe she messed up and it was an honest accident. I then called to check my credit card and I had a $75 charge too! WE WILL NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!! Now I'm trying to call them and they have a busy signal on there phones! So to go talk to them I need to pay $5 to get in! Ahhhhh

Pros: I used to go there all the time

Cons: Until they stole money from me!

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I've gone to Red River 4 or 5 times now, and I've never had a horrible experience. The last time I went, things were a little strange. I went with my best friend and we were both dressed pretty nicely, not in western attire and we pretty much had the entire bar convinced we were rock stars passing through Houston for the night. People were buying us drinks all night because they were under the impression that they were in the presence of celebrities.. We didn't ask for them, but they were definitely appreciated. It was a really funny and entertaining night to say the least. The laughs were in abundance, no doubt bout it. Anyways, after a few drinks and a giant crowd gathered around my friend and I, I was approached by a few big guys, making very rude remarks to my face, suggesting that I was a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean. It really put a damper on the night until one of the guys we met that night practically threatened to castrate one of the guys that talked to me.. it was pretty funny because the big guys came back up to me and apologized.. HAHAHA!!! All in all, it was a really fun night, but there are always people that are gonna try to rain on your parade, no matter where you go.

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★★★★☆

I've gone to Red River 4 or 5 times now, and I've never had a horrible experience. The last time I went, things were a little strange. I went with my best friend and we were both dressed pretty nicely, not in western attire and we pretty much had the entire bar convinced we were rock stars passing through Houston for the night. People were buying us drinks all night because they were under the impression that they were in the presence of celebrities.. We didn't ask for them, but they were definitely appreciated. It was a really funny and entertaining night to say the least. The laughs were in abundance, no doubt bout it. Anyways, after a few drinks and a giant crowd gathered around my friend and I, I was approached by a few big guys, making very rude remarks to my face, suggesting that I was a little light in the loafers if you know what I mean. It really put a damper on the night until one of the guys we met that night practically threatened to castrate one of the guys that talked to me.. it was pretty funny because the big guys came back up to me and apologized.. HAHAHA!!! All in all, it was a really fun night, but there are always people that are gonna try to rain on your parade, no matter where you go.

Pros: friendly service, hot babes, cheap drinks

Cons: unfriendly patrons, too much pop country

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I've been going to Red River since it was Fanny's way back when, used to ride in the rodeos on the weekends. The police 99% of the time sit at the end of the back bar just watching...The only time I have ever seen them interact with the crowd is when someone does something stupid...If you were hemmed up by these officers, there's a reason for it. They don't just pick people to jack with. I have never had a problem with any of the door men and if they have reasons to believe something is wrong with your I.D. there is an officer at the door that will check it for them...All of you people leaving bad reviews need to reflect on what it is that you were doing to have created instances with the staff...They will never ask you to leave or forcibly remove you if you haven't done anything wrong...Being intoxicated and stumbling around WILL get you thrown out...Simply because most don't know that it is against the law in Texas to be intoxicated in a public place...This is why you IDIOTS are being told to leave...I also never have to wait very long to get a beer either... Common sense tells you to go to the beer cart girl instead of waiting at a bar...On a Friday or Saturday night, if you're ordering mixed drinks or shots...sit on the side of the bar where the pool tables are, you will get faster service there. I love this dance hall and will continue to go to it until it closes its doors.

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★★★★★

I've been going to Red River since it was Fanny's way back when, used to ride in the rodeos on the weekends. The police 99% of the time sit at the end of the back bar just watching...The only time I have ever seen them interact with the crowd is when someone does something stupid...If you were hemmed up by these officers, there's a reason for it. They don't just pick people to jack with. I have never had a problem with any of the door men and if they have reasons to believe something is wrong with your I.D. there is an officer at the door that will check it for them...All of you people leaving bad reviews need to reflect on what it is that you were doing to have created instances with the staff...They will never ask you to leave or forcibly remove you if you haven't done anything wrong...Being intoxicated and stumbling around WILL get you thrown out...Simply because most don't know that it is against the law in Texas to be intoxicated in a public place...This is why you IDIOTS are being told to leave...I also never have to wait very long to get a beer either... Common sense tells you to go to the beer cart girl instead of waiting at a bar...On a Friday or Saturday night, if you're ordering mixed drinks or shots...sit on the side of the bar where the pool tables are, you will get faster service there. I love this dance hall and will continue to go to it until it closes its doors.

Pros: Cheap beer, beautiful women, and great music

Cons: None

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My husband and 4 of our friends went to Red River this past Saturday and were asked to leave by 3 Houston Sherrifs for NO reason. This place is very racism towards hispanics and the customer service is terrible. I would not recommend this place and I have filed a complaint.

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★☆☆☆☆

My husband and 4 of our friends went to Red River this past Saturday and were asked to leave by 3 Houston Sherrifs for NO reason. This place is very racism towards hispanics and the customer service is terrible. I would not recommend this place and I have filed a complaint.

Cons: Too smokey, small estalishment, Racism

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I have gone plenty when I was 21 now I am 27, I went more as I was younger and just recently went again at 27. They seem to always have a staff and security as being very demanding and rude. I go just for the music and dancing. It's a fun place to just kick back at without issues. But I have experienced the staff and security to be rude to others but the door man taken money I have to agree he is rude. If everyone else is complaining I think the owner or manager should reconsider their staff... I did see more kids in there but we can't avoid that... But the SMOKE is horrible it really burns your eyes and everyone I was with complained at the end of the night how their eyes were burning and how they stunk bad. It's beyond bad the smoke I believe they should band it or keep it outside.... These are just a few things to think about and change and it would be a 5 star club... But the domestic long necks are cheap and music is great.

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★★★☆☆

I have gone plenty when I was 21 now I am 27, I went more as I was younger and just recently went again at 27. They seem to always have a staff and security as being very demanding and rude. I go just for the music and dancing. It's a fun place to just kick back at without issues. But I have experienced the staff and security to be rude to others but the door man taken money I have to agree he is rude. If everyone else is complaining I think the owner or manager should reconsider their staff... I did see more kids in there but we can't avoid that... But the SMOKE is horrible it really burns your eyes and everyone I was with complained at the end of the night how their eyes were burning and how they stunk bad. It's beyond bad the smoke I believe they should band it or keep it outside.... These are just a few things to think about and change and it would be a 5 star club... But the domestic long necks are cheap and music is great.

Pros: Reminds me of Urban Cowboy

Cons: Staff, Kids and SMOKE!!!

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I only go to country bars and have been to this bar about 3 or 4 times. I am a cowboy and love country people and music. But, this bar is full of azzhole cops that really love the power they have. 2am and time to leave; They announced over the mic last song and turned on the lights. I said to the group I was with ??time to go? and took another drink trying to finish the beer. I then hear ??GET YOUR AZZ MOVING NOW!!? I turn and there is super cop staring right at me. ??I am trying to get them moving? and his reply was ??you are not doing Sh*t, now move your azz?. Keep in mind the bar is full of people but we are the ones he wants to show his junk to. I have never been in trouble with the law in my life but I wanted to break this dude??s face. But, we started moving faster and I hear behind us this cop trying to pick fights with everyone in the bar. Oh and when you go be sure to keep you cams, phones and purses with you at all times because they have stolen them right off the table2 time out of the 4 times I have been. I would suggest going to another place. This place it to red and to many thugs in it including the red neck cops.

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★☆☆☆☆

I only go to country bars and have been to this bar about 3 or 4 times. I am a cowboy and love country people and music. But, this bar is full of azzhole cops that really love the power they have. 2am and time to leave; They announced over the mic last song and turned on the lights. I said to the group I was with ??time to go? and took another drink trying to finish the beer. I then hear ??GET YOUR AZZ MOVING NOW!!? I turn and there is super cop staring right at me. ??I am trying to get them moving? and his reply was ??you are not doing Sh*t, now move your azz?. Keep in mind the bar is full of people but we are the ones he wants to show his junk to. I have never been in trouble with the law in my life but I wanted to break this dude??s face. But, we started moving faster and I hear behind us this cop trying to pick fights with everyone in the bar. Oh and when you go be sure to keep you cams, phones and purses with you at all times because they have stolen them right off the table2 time out of the 4 times I have been. I would suggest going to another place. This place it to red and to many thugs in it including the red neck cops.

Pros: Nice Big place

Cons: Cops and the type of people that come here.

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I love country music but if you're asian forget about trying to get a drink. Might as well as pack up some drinks in your car or drink before getting into this club because the bartenders will bypass you and serve causasains first. Oh, and they don't accept Government/Millitary ID. They don't care if you just got back from Iraq, all they care about is what color are you. Frickin sad.

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★☆☆☆☆

I love country music but if you're asian forget about trying to get a drink. Might as well as pack up some drinks in your car or drink before getting into this club because the bartenders will bypass you and serve causasains first. Oh, and they don't accept Government/Millitary ID. They don't care if you just got back from Iraq, all they care about is what color are you. Frickin sad.

Pros: Beautiful people

Cons: Staff

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i always have a super good time when i go there the bartenders and wait staff are always nice to me... they're only rude to people when they're tolerating an idiot, or an assh*le... so maybe all of the people complaining about the place should look at themselves and re-evaluate their lame personalities.

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★★★★★

i always have a super good time when i go there the bartenders and wait staff are always nice to me... they're only rude to people when they're tolerating an idiot, or an assh*le... so maybe all of the people complaining about the place should look at themselves and re-evaluate their lame personalities.

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I always have fun there except for the smoke! As soon as i get home i have to throw my clothes in the wash because they makes my entire house smell! The door men are extremely rude too! My DL expired one week before i went to RR and i already had my paper one that said all the same info on it. Knowing how freakin rude the door guys are i went to the cop first (who was a friend of a friend) and told him my situation and he called in and confirmed everything! (mind you, i had friends that came to visit me from hours away just to hang out) The cop walked me up to the door and that night the fat man was sitting there on his little stool and pretty much put his nose up to me and was like "you're not getting in so u might as well leave! " It was my effin DL! Why the hell would i get a cop involved in a situation, if i was trying to break the law! and that wasnt the first night that they were being a bunch of douches!! So...me and all of my HOT friends took our party elsewhere!! Im not gonna lie...i have been back and had fun but the staff BITES!!!!!!!!!!!

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★★★☆☆

I always have fun there except for the smoke! As soon as i get home i have to throw my clothes in the wash because they makes my entire house smell! The door men are extremely rude too! My DL expired one week before i went to RR and i already had my paper one that said all the same info on it. Knowing how freakin rude the door guys are i went to the cop first (who was a friend of a friend) and told him my situation and he called in and confirmed everything! (mind you, i had friends that came to visit me from hours away just to hang out) The cop walked me up to the door and that night the fat man was sitting there on his little stool and pretty much put his nose up to me and was like "you're not getting in so u might as well leave! " It was my effin DL! Why the hell would i get a cop involved in a situation, if i was trying to break the law! and that wasnt the first night that they were being a bunch of douches!! So...me and all of my HOT friends took our party elsewhere!! Im not gonna lie...i have been back and had fun but the staff BITES!!!!!!!!!!!

Pros: It can be fun if you want it to be!

Cons: the stupid staff (excluding pillows!)

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I have lived in the Houston area for about 2 years now and really dont like it!! lol.. but, Red River is a great place to go I know one of the owners "mickey" and it is always a pleasure going!! The crowd is outgoing you do not have to worry about making a fool of your self because everyone else is doing the same thing.. The drinks are cheap (beer) and it's a great place to do some dancing.. I think Im giong tonight.. lol..

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★★★★★

I have lived in the Houston area for about 2 years now and really dont like it!! lol.. but, Red River is a great place to go I know one of the owners "mickey" and it is always a pleasure going!! The crowd is outgoing you do not have to worry about making a fool of your self because everyone else is doing the same thing.. The drinks are cheap (beer) and it's a great place to do some dancing.. I think Im giong tonight.. lol..

Pros: Great atmosphere and cheap drinks

Cons: The door guys are very rude!!

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Stop complaining about having to go get your drink. stop being lazy. i have been going there for the past 7 years and i have not once had a bad time. if you dont like it then please dont go. lines will be shorter. haha. i hope that place goes forever til i die because i will go til i die

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★★★★★

Stop complaining about having to go get your drink. stop being lazy. i have been going there for the past 7 years and i have not once had a bad time. if you dont like it then please dont go. lines will be shorter. haha. i hope that place goes forever til i die because i will go til i die

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I've been to Red River a few times now, and I agree with others in that the service is in need of major improvement. I can't get a drink from a bartender whatsoever. If I want a drink, I have to go to the waitress well, wait for a waitress to show up, tell her what I want and stand there and wait for her to go through the line for my drink. And a note to the person who commented about how ALL bars water down their drinks... I have myself bartended in four high-volume night clubs and have NEVER seen this take place. If you know for a fact that it DOES take place, they should be reported to T.A.B.C. and shut down immediately. I doubt if this is really the case at Red River.

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★★★☆☆

I've been to Red River a few times now, and I agree with others in that the service is in need of major improvement. I can't get a drink from a bartender whatsoever. If I want a drink, I have to go to the waitress well, wait for a waitress to show up, tell her what I want and stand there and wait for her to go through the line for my drink. And a note to the person who commented about how ALL bars water down their drinks... I have myself bartended in four high-volume night clubs and have NEVER seen this take place. If you know for a fact that it DOES take place, they should be reported to T.A.B.C. and shut down immediately. I doubt if this is really the case at Red River.

Pros: Country Music

Cons: Young crowd, bad service

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Dollar long necks.....nuff said...My girlfriends and I normally go there on Saturday nights. It doesn't smell like urine and the people aren't bad. I've noticed the uglier your waitress is the better the service is so aim low. Lately the DJ hasn't been paying much attention and nearly every song skips. They just need to fire that guy and it'll be a lot better...over all I like this place.

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★★★☆☆

Dollar long necks.....nuff said...My girlfriends and I normally go there on Saturday nights. It doesn't smell like urine and the people aren't bad. I've noticed the uglier your waitress is the better the service is so aim low. Lately the DJ hasn't been paying much attention and nearly every song skips. They just need to fire that guy and it'll be a lot better...over all I like this place.

Pros: cheap

Cons: stupid dj

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This place is an old fashoined country cowboy bar, enough said. It is every thing a cowboy bar entales and thats it. It is cheap beer, good music, and good company. It is the essence of Texas and Tomball. Do not come here if you are looking for a hoitey toitey affair. This is a fabulous place to boot scoot in the spring/Tomball/ Woodlands area. All of the people who have wrote negative reviews speak from an arragant stand point. I started coming here right after high school and continue to visit even after college when I visit my parents in Houston. This bar is a signature trademark of the area and will serve its purpose many years to come. 5 STARS!!!

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★★★★★

This place is an old fashoined country cowboy bar, enough said. It is every thing a cowboy bar entales and thats it. It is cheap beer, good music, and good company. It is the essence of Texas and Tomball. Do not come here if you are looking for a hoitey toitey affair. This is a fabulous place to boot scoot in the spring/Tomball/ Woodlands area. All of the people who have wrote negative reviews speak from an arragant stand point. I started coming here right after high school and continue to visit even after college when I visit my parents in Houston. This bar is a signature trademark of the area and will serve its purpose many years to come. 5 STARS!!!

Pros: Fun everything

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If your looking for the bottom-feeders, low-life's, miscreants, dreggs of society, self-serving walking wastes-of-flesh, and overall losers (which largely inhabit the nearby city of Tomball) assembled under the same roof, then you're search is over!!! The place reeks of urine, cigarettes, and cheap stripper perfume. It deserves nothing more than villification, lamenting of its very existence, and foreboding. It being both ominous and wretched, scandalous and treacherous at the same time. Being locked in a barren white 6X8 room with a candle, 2 Q-tips, a block of velveta, an easy bake oven, a mousetrap, and a dog from Etheopia would be more entertaining than this place. Someone do these poor employees a favor, talk the owner into putting this place out of its misery, and hand him a can full of gas and a handfull of matches, and pray that God gave him the good foresight to insure this landfill beforehand. On the other hand, if you were searching for the finest collection of wasted human beings, do us all a favor as well as yourself, and step inside with them, before he turns the place into an Aggie Bonfire!!!

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★☆☆☆☆

If your looking for the bottom-feeders, low-life's, miscreants, dreggs of society, self-serving walking wastes-of-flesh, and overall losers (which largely inhabit the nearby city of Tomball) assembled under the same roof, then you're search is over!!! The place reeks of urine, cigarettes, and cheap stripper perfume. It deserves nothing more than villification, lamenting of its very existence, and foreboding. It being both ominous and wretched, scandalous and treacherous at the same time. Being locked in a barren white 6X8 room with a candle, 2 Q-tips, a block of velveta, an easy bake oven, a mousetrap, and a dog from Etheopia would be more entertaining than this place. Someone do these poor employees a favor, talk the owner into putting this place out of its misery, and hand him a can full of gas and a handfull of matches, and pray that God gave him the good foresight to insure this landfill beforehand. On the other hand, if you were searching for the finest collection of wasted human beings, do us all a favor as well as yourself, and step inside with them, before he turns the place into an Aggie Bonfire!!!

Pros: Is this a serious question

Cons: Take your pick

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I don't know where to start. The same as everyone else, if you are on a budget and want cheap drinks go here. Just remember that $1.00 drink will cost you about 20-30 minutes of your time in line. Another positive is the music. They do play a nice assortment of oldies and todays music which is great to dance to. Now for the bad. Everyone in here knows one another. If you are not from Magnolia or Tomball you will feel like an outsider. Average age group is 18-25. The girls in general are attracitve but young and showing more than some of them should; most of which are prolly underage. The guys..... OMG... what a bunch of punks. Older teen and young twenty dudes with baggy jeans, t-shirts, and baseball caps, most of which are worn backwards. On busy nights parking and lines are long. Like one other person mentioned, watch out for elbows. if someone is walking towards you and you dont know them they keep walking like your not even there. The staff is very unfriendly and only cater to their regulars. If your looking for a great mix of music, good times, and a variety of people try Tumbleweed Texas. And yes the price is a little higher. But I live by the philosophy .... YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!!!!

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★★☆☆☆

I don't know where to start. The same as everyone else, if you are on a budget and want cheap drinks go here. Just remember that $1.00 drink will cost you about 20-30 minutes of your time in line. Another positive is the music. They do play a nice assortment of oldies and todays music which is great to dance to. Now for the bad. Everyone in here knows one another. If you are not from Magnolia or Tomball you will feel like an outsider. Average age group is 18-25. The girls in general are attracitve but young and showing more than some of them should; most of which are prolly underage. The guys..... OMG... what a bunch of punks. Older teen and young twenty dudes with baggy jeans, t-shirts, and baseball caps, most of which are worn backwards. On busy nights parking and lines are long. Like one other person mentioned, watch out for elbows. if someone is walking towards you and you dont know them they keep walking like your not even there. The staff is very unfriendly and only cater to their regulars. If your looking for a great mix of music, good times, and a variety of people try Tumbleweed Texas. And yes the price is a little higher. But I live by the philosophy .... YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!!!!

Pros: Cheap drinks if your on a budget

Cons: Lousy staff, long lines at the bar, and inconsiderate minors

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First off, David is significantly misinformed on this one. . I've never seen another bar that follows the TABC laws as strictly as this bar does, and I have worked about thirty bars over the past twenty years. If you show them a fake ID, you're probably going to jail. They have books, electronic gadgets, and some experience based approaches to catching people using fake ID's, I mean they actually enjoy catching fakes.

They also have a lot of people walking around the bar trying to catch minors drinking. If you get caught, they log your ID number into thier book, along with the person who drives you home. You get kicked out, and you can be barred from returning, get an MIP, and the person who bought the drink can get arrested. Because this is the only dancehall within thirty miles, the youngsters definitlely dont want to get barred from the club.

Another good thing is you dont have to deal with those people at bars who are repeat problems. Anyone the Deputies have to deal with gets recorded into a book, so those people who are violent, or who drink and turn mean get barred from coming back in the club if they get into trouble two or three times.
Oh, and the bar is not "in good with the precinct next door". Any time you see Deputies at a bar, or a mall, or a movie theater, they are working a side job after their regular work shift. And, the bar is not in delapidated condition. It looks like that from the outside because they made it look like that on purpose.

This is not a "country and western night club", it's a honkeytonk. For a honkeytonk out in the country, there are amazingly few fights. Everyone is usually having a good time and getting rowdy all night, and there's no shortage of attractive women, cheap drinks, and good times. As long as you act your age, and know how to drink without turning losing your mind, you'll have a blast. If not, you'll find yourself kicked out and writing bad reviews about the place online.

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★★★★★

First off, David is significantly misinformed on this one. . I've never seen another bar that follows the TABC laws as strictly as this bar does, and I have worked about thirty bars over the past twenty years. If you show them a fake ID, you're probably going to jail. They have books, electronic gadgets, and some experience based approaches to catching people using fake ID's, I mean they actually enjoy catching fakes.

They also have a lot of people walking around the bar trying to catch minors drinking. If you get caught, they log your ID number into thier book, along with the person who drives you home. You get kicked out, and you can be barred from returning, get an MIP, and the person who bought the drink can get arrested. Because this is the only dancehall within thirty miles, the youngsters definitlely dont want to get barred from the club.

Another good thing is you dont have to deal with those people at bars who are repeat problems. Anyone the Deputies have to deal with gets recorded into a book, so those people who are violent, or who drink and turn mean get barred from coming back in the club if they get into trouble two or three times.
Oh, and the bar is not "in good with the precinct next door". Any time you see Deputies at a bar, or a mall, or a movie theater, they are working a side job after their regular work shift. And, the bar is not in delapidated condition. It looks like that from the outside because they made it look like that on purpose.

This is not a "country and western night club", it's a honkeytonk. For a honkeytonk out in the country, there are amazingly few fights. Everyone is usually having a good time and getting rowdy all night, and there's no shortage of attractive women, cheap drinks, and good times. As long as you act your age, and know how to drink without turning losing your mind, you'll have a blast. If not, you'll find yourself kicked out and writing bad reviews about the place online.

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Red River isn't as Fancy as your downtown clubs. However Mostly everybody in the place knows everybody. The drinks are cheap yes, however there is no way to water down a budlight. As for the mixed drinks yea, but tell me what club doesnt. As far as the staff goes, dont walk in with an attitude and there wont be any problems. For those that have said that the cops dont care. Throw a fist and see how fast the cops get there. However there is just one creepy thing there, a group of guys on the stair case by the girls bathroom, everytime i go there they seem to be there, same 4 or 5 guys.

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★★★★★

Red River isn't as Fancy as your downtown clubs. However Mostly everybody in the place knows everybody. The drinks are cheap yes, however there is no way to water down a budlight. As for the mixed drinks yea, but tell me what club doesnt. As far as the staff goes, dont walk in with an attitude and there wont be any problems. For those that have said that the cops dont care. Throw a fist and see how fast the cops get there. However there is just one creepy thing there, a group of guys on the stair case by the girls bathroom, everytime i go there they seem to be there, same 4 or 5 guys.

Pros: .75 longnecks, 1.25 well

Cons: small dancefloor

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i wanna know who the hell thinks they can get in this place with a fake id and or get in and order drinks or even try to sneak and drink. they have cops workin' doors and i think they know what a fake id looks like. i see it every weekend.. they never let anyone in with a fake id. believe me.. i practically live there. yeah it might seem like i have no life being there thursday, friday and saturday of every week.. but its actually family there. when you have been goin there for 2 years goin on 3.. you tend to know everyone there. but really underage drinking does not happen as much as you think there. ive tried sneakin in the bathroom.. believe me they have people watching those.. and it aint gonna happen. try to drink in the parkin' lot.. they have undercover cops out there too. but its an amazing place and i am about to have my 21st birthday there next month.. and my bachelorette party there as well.. its the best place to meet new friends and dance away your worries.

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★★★★★

i wanna know who the hell thinks they can get in this place with a fake id and or get in and order drinks or even try to sneak and drink. they have cops workin' doors and i think they know what a fake id looks like. i see it every weekend.. they never let anyone in with a fake id. believe me.. i practically live there. yeah it might seem like i have no life being there thursday, friday and saturday of every week.. but its actually family there. when you have been goin there for 2 years goin on 3.. you tend to know everyone there. but really underage drinking does not happen as much as you think there. ive tried sneakin in the bathroom.. believe me they have people watching those.. and it aint gonna happen. try to drink in the parkin' lot.. they have undercover cops out there too. but its an amazing place and i am about to have my 21st birthday there next month.. and my bachelorette party there as well.. its the best place to meet new friends and dance away your worries.

Pros: guaranteed amazing time and new friends

Cons: parkin' on busy nights

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I'm laughing really hard at all of the reviews on here. What do you people expect from a bar with cheap drinks in Tomball, for the love of God? Yes, the place is full of drunk backwoods boys, and girls wearing rather minimal clothing. It's a country bar in kind of a backwards part of town! If you want clean bar stools and overpriced martinis, head downtown.

Try relaxing and laughing at the hole in the wall for what it is, and I promise you'll have a better time. Sit back, have a cheap beer, and laugh at everyone getting drunk and acting like fools! You can put down everyone there for being yokels and hillbillies if you want, but if you look around, they aren't the ones sitting around crying because the parking lot isn't pretty or because some drunk chick is shaking her thong clad butt all over the place. They are there to get lit, get rowdy, maybe get a little loving, but most of all, they make their own fun. It's pretty easy to do if you have a sense of humor and some good friends around you.

Now, this place does have problems that have nothing to do with the atmosphere. The line at the bar is ridiculous. BUT if you tip your waitress really well, she'll take care of you. Don't forget that these girls are working the same amount, whether your drink is a dollar or five.

The dance floor gets too crowded with people who don't know how to dance when it's time to really get in any good C&W by the end of the night. Watch out for flying elbows!

Go and enjoy the dirty honkytonk experience at least once. Then you can go back to whatever higher class 'saloon' you want.

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★★★★☆

I'm laughing really hard at all of the reviews on here. What do you people expect from a bar with cheap drinks in Tomball, for the love of God? Yes, the place is full of drunk backwoods boys, and girls wearing rather minimal clothing. It's a country bar in kind of a backwards part of town! If you want clean bar stools and overpriced martinis, head downtown.

Try relaxing and laughing at the hole in the wall for what it is, and I promise you'll have a better time. Sit back, have a cheap beer, and laugh at everyone getting drunk and acting like fools! You can put down everyone there for being yokels and hillbillies if you want, but if you look around, they aren't the ones sitting around crying because the parking lot isn't pretty or because some drunk chick is shaking her thong clad butt all over the place. They are there to get lit, get rowdy, maybe get a little loving, but most of all, they make their own fun. It's pretty easy to do if you have a sense of humor and some good friends around you.

Now, this place does have problems that have nothing to do with the atmosphere. The line at the bar is ridiculous. BUT if you tip your waitress really well, she'll take care of you. Don't forget that these girls are working the same amount, whether your drink is a dollar or five.

The dance floor gets too crowded with people who don't know how to dance when it's time to really get in any good C&W by the end of the night. Watch out for flying elbows!

Go and enjoy the dirty honkytonk experience at least once. Then you can go back to whatever higher class 'saloon' you want.

Pros: cheap drinks, rowdy atmosphere

Cons: crowded

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Let me tell you...if you are someone that is under the age of 21 and have a fake ID, they will let you in, and OH by the way not only let you in, but serve you drinks until you are basically unable to walk...and STILL let you out the door! The state has put a restiction on this for a reason...they have done several things to make sure you can tell a fake ID vs. a real on. Why the club does not have any of this in place or trained its people to know the difference is beyond me. Don't get me wrong, I have been there and have enjoyed the dancing...but also noticed all the people that were underage...but when it comes to making money and the underage people in the bar, there are an incredible amount of people this pertains to! My son left the bar and was served too much and is now in CCU...they will basically let ANYBODY in the door if they are breathing~! They are there to make money, not your normal nightclub that is actually there to make sure people are safe vs. how much they can make and how many people they can get a cover charge for.
NOTE: If you are young...not a problem getting in...if you are a parent watch out, as they do not have the direction of other clubs in the Houston surrounding area that actually takes pride in letting people in and checking ID's, along with making sure when they leave the club, and checking on responsibility along with there responsibility for over serving! They have given a very poor example of this! VERY poor leadership when it comes to that!

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★☆☆☆☆

Let me tell you...if you are someone that is under the age of 21 and have a fake ID, they will let you in, and OH by the way not only let you in, but serve you drinks until you are basically unable to walk...and STILL let you out the door! The state has put a restiction on this for a reason...they have done several things to make sure you can tell a fake ID vs. a real on. Why the club does not have any of this in place or trained its people to know the difference is beyond me. Don't get me wrong, I have been there and have enjoyed the dancing...but also noticed all the people that were underage...but when it comes to making money and the underage people in the bar, there are an incredible amount of people this pertains to! My son left the bar and was served too much and is now in CCU...they will basically let ANYBODY in the door if they are breathing~! They are there to make money, not your normal nightclub that is actually there to make sure people are safe vs. how much they can make and how many people they can get a cover charge for.
NOTE: If you are young...not a problem getting in...if you are a parent watch out, as they do not have the direction of other clubs in the Houston surrounding area that actually takes pride in letting people in and checking ID's, along with making sure when they leave the club, and checking on responsibility along with there responsibility for over serving! They have given a very poor example of this! VERY poor leadership when it comes to that!

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This is the worst place I ever went in. Outside is shoddy, parking lot full of glass, grass overgrown, hwy sign a mess. Rudest staff ever! Of course drinks are cheap theyre watered down so much its worth a quarter! Nothing in this trash but below 21 chicks who need a diaper change. Not a place for anyone over 30 unless they like to "cruise the playground". Overcrowded with these KIDS. Staff is rude, the place is a mess. Sure the br's are a mess, its those underage and 21-24 old chicks in their stuffin their bras. I'll never take my friend there again. We heard about it, saw the outside and went "what a dump" but gave it a chance. I DONT recommend this hole for anyone. Its like Romper Room with thongs. I'm a decent man, hell I'm all for a little younger, but at 31 trying to get busy with some of these chicks is like statutory!! Its a kids hangout. Hey dont it tell you something when a bar lets in under 21 kids? Its a teen house. Be damned if I want to pick up some split tail that not over 27, 28. Go here if youre into young chicks that will bed you like the express lane. Its all about the money here. They'll let anyone in. If you have any self respect go to Mollys or Big Texas. This dive needs to be closed down. Needs to be reported to the ATF. Oh wait, the cops run the door! ha.
Really, one look at this place and its just trash. The chicks are trash, the whole place is a freaking mess. Guy down there says theyre easy oh yeah sure are. If you like em young youre either sick or cant get any by someone your age. This place is for you. I think the staff is the rudest bunch of backwoods yokels ever! Come here just be ready to wait, get run over by chicks half dressed and no dude theyre NOT
above average. Its the best Tomball has to offer? Hell no, go somewhere else where the chicks have some class. And some age. I wouldnt recommend this dump to anyone. Unless
youre 18 you can cruise for "older' chicks, say 20? Disgrace.
Filthy, rundown.

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★☆☆☆☆

This is the worst place I ever went in. Outside is shoddy, parking lot full of glass, grass overgrown, hwy sign a mess. Rudest staff ever! Of course drinks are cheap theyre watered down so much its worth a quarter! Nothing in this trash but below 21 chicks who need a diaper change. Not a place for anyone over 30 unless they like to "cruise the playground". Overcrowded with these KIDS. Staff is rude, the place is a mess. Sure the br's are a mess, its those underage and 21-24 old chicks in their stuffin their bras. I'll never take my friend there again. We heard about it, saw the outside and went "what a dump" but gave it a chance. I DONT recommend this hole for anyone. Its like Romper Room with thongs. I'm a decent man, hell I'm all for a little younger, but at 31 trying to get busy with some of these chicks is like statutory!! Its a kids hangout. Hey dont it tell you something when a bar lets in under 21 kids? Its a teen house. Be damned if I want to pick up some split tail that not over 27, 28. Go here if youre into young chicks that will bed you like the express lane. Its all about the money here. They'll let anyone in. If you have any self respect go to Mollys or Big Texas. This dive needs to be closed down. Needs to be reported to the ATF. Oh wait, the cops run the door! ha.
Really, one look at this place and its just trash. The chicks are trash, the whole place is a freaking mess. Guy down there says theyre easy oh yeah sure are. If you like em young youre either sick or cant get any by someone your age. This place is for you. I think the staff is the rudest bunch of backwoods yokels ever! Come here just be ready to wait, get run over by chicks half dressed and no dude theyre NOT
above average. Its the best Tomball has to offer? Hell no, go somewhere else where the chicks have some class. And some age. I wouldnt recommend this dump to anyone. Unless
youre 18 you can cruise for "older' chicks, say 20? Disgrace.
Filthy, rundown.

Pros: I cant think of one. Drinks cheap but not worth it

Cons: filthy, rundown, rude staff, great for a teen thong party about it.

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I love this place!!! drinks are great and the house drinks are better than the name brand. Don't worry about the staff if you are following the rules....they just are watching the ones breaking the rules. Some ppl do things their mom would be ashamed of, like putting siliva on the floor, braking beer bottles, and the bathroom well the deco may not be up to par, but it is usable. The ladies seem to enjoy making a very big mess in there. There is a mixture of age groups and different times of the night. Most of the older crowd comes early and the middle age come well around 9 but after 10 the under 21 crowd shows up. RR can't control who comes and when they come out. Each night is a little different.
Upgrades to date on the place are LCD tv's were installed, there is two 42" and one really large one on the old dance floor. The DJ plays great sets and will usually play what you request.
I think the name Dance Hall and Salon is fitting....since back in the day it would have probably look much like the way it does at Red River. It gives you a chance to experience what your grandparents had, or maybe even your great great grandparents. Those who come to the bar need to respect the place just a little more though.....facts are everywhere you go (discount stores etc.) when they improve the place the ppl just tear it up.......

PRO: Everything about this bar, bartenders, waitresses, floor managers, yes even door attendents, and officers, drinks are inexpensive
Cons: Smoke (I hate that)

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★★★★★

I love this place!!! drinks are great and the house drinks are better than the name brand. Don't worry about the staff if you are following the rules....they just are watching the ones breaking the rules. Some ppl do things their mom would be ashamed of, like putting siliva on the floor, braking beer bottles, and the bathroom well the deco may not be up to par, but it is usable. The ladies seem to enjoy making a very big mess in there. There is a mixture of age groups and different times of the night. Most of the older crowd comes early and the middle age come well around 9 but after 10 the under 21 crowd shows up. RR can't control who comes and when they come out. Each night is a little different.
Upgrades to date on the place are LCD tv's were installed, there is two 42" and one really large one on the old dance floor. The DJ plays great sets and will usually play what you request.
I think the name Dance Hall and Salon is fitting....since back in the day it would have probably look much like the way it does at Red River. It gives you a chance to experience what your grandparents had, or maybe even your great great grandparents. Those who come to the bar need to respect the place just a little more though.....facts are everywhere you go (discount stores etc.) when they improve the place the ppl just tear it up.......

PRO: Everything about this bar, bartenders, waitresses, floor managers, yes even door attendents, and officers, drinks are inexpensive
Cons: Smoke (I hate that)

Pros: bartenders, bouncers, DJ, waitresses

Cons: Parking istight when it is packed

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Mixed feelings on this one. Everyone else is right about the manager, owner, staff, and glorified Harris County Security Guard (Deputy Sherriff) at the front door. I've never willingly handed my money over to anyone that responded as rudely as this bunch. The parking lot is shoddy, as are the bathrooms. Come to think of it, the whole place seems shoddy and run down; think of 80's-90's red neck country club styling, like Gilleys in the movie "Urban Cowboy". Now imagine it in a severe state of neglect and disrepair and you get a proper idea. I also hate second hand smoke, and since there is either no ventilation system in this place, or it is broken, 30 minutes into the experience my eyes begin to water, and I begin to cough and choke. On the plus side, there are quite a few hotties running aroung the place, and the general concensus is that its easy to take home some local split-tail or dirty-leg from this place. Yes the women are easy and most are fair to above average in the looks department, usually no beer goggles are required. If you have one of the following; good game, good talking skills, chiseled physique, decent payroll, or just a sharp dresser, you should have no problem pulling a piece to take home and beat the brakes off it. Another plus is the drinks. Excellently priced, but be prepared to wait for each drink order. Word to the wise; place double drink orders, and double fist them in order to cut down on drink order waiting time.

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★★☆☆☆

Mixed feelings on this one. Everyone else is right about the manager, owner, staff, and glorified Harris County Security Guard (Deputy Sherriff) at the front door. I've never willingly handed my money over to anyone that responded as rudely as this bunch. The parking lot is shoddy, as are the bathrooms. Come to think of it, the whole place seems shoddy and run down; think of 80's-90's red neck country club styling, like Gilleys in the movie "Urban Cowboy". Now imagine it in a severe state of neglect and disrepair and you get a proper idea. I also hate second hand smoke, and since there is either no ventilation system in this place, or it is broken, 30 minutes into the experience my eyes begin to water, and I begin to cough and choke. On the plus side, there are quite a few hotties running aroung the place, and the general concensus is that its easy to take home some local split-tail or dirty-leg from this place. Yes the women are easy and most are fair to above average in the looks department, usually no beer goggles are required. If you have one of the following; good game, good talking skills, chiseled physique, decent payroll, or just a sharp dresser, you should have no problem pulling a piece to take home and beat the brakes off it. Another plus is the drinks. Excellently priced, but be prepared to wait for each drink order. Word to the wise; place double drink orders, and double fist them in order to cut down on drink order waiting time.

Pros: Goodlooking, dirty, cheap, easy women, and cheap drinks

Cons: horribly rude staff, neglected facility,

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This place is awful. The place is in shambles and extrememely poorly staffed. After being very rudely greeted at the front door, we found the cheap drinks everyone raved about. I now see why they are so cheap. I guess they assume that their patrons are going for quantity over quality. I should have just gone with beer.

Don't go there unless you plan on anything other than the two-step. If you try to do anything else, you will find yourself kicked out. Heaven forbid someone try a move that is different from the rest of the "herd"! Maybe we just didn't fit in because we had an asian guy in our group, or perhaps we should have worn wranglers and cowboy hats. I don't know, but the bouncer certainly singled us out.

Oh, and don't even try to talk to the manager. He's the most ignorant, hot-headed, idiot you'll ever meet. There's no reasoning with him. He'll get in your face and cuss you out before you even get a chance to talk to him, no matter your size, gender, or sobriety level.

They are in good with the cops at the precinct next door, so we actually had the cops called on us for dancing! Amazing! Luckily, the cops were smart enough to realize that the whole ordeal was ridiculous. They did not even approach us, which makes me think it was all a show.

Never, never again! I can't believe I went there in the first place, but really, who the hell do they think they are? If you want cheap drinks and country music, go to Wild West or someplace in the city. Avoid this backward dump!

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★☆☆☆☆

This place is awful. The place is in shambles and extrememely poorly staffed. After being very rudely greeted at the front door, we found the cheap drinks everyone raved about. I now see why they are so cheap. I guess they assume that their patrons are going for quantity over quality. I should have just gone with beer.

Don't go there unless you plan on anything other than the two-step. If you try to do anything else, you will find yourself kicked out. Heaven forbid someone try a move that is different from the rest of the "herd"! Maybe we just didn't fit in because we had an asian guy in our group, or perhaps we should have worn wranglers and cowboy hats. I don't know, but the bouncer certainly singled us out.

Oh, and don't even try to talk to the manager. He's the most ignorant, hot-headed, idiot you'll ever meet. There's no reasoning with him. He'll get in your face and cuss you out before you even get a chance to talk to him, no matter your size, gender, or sobriety level.

They are in good with the cops at the precinct next door, so we actually had the cops called on us for dancing! Amazing! Luckily, the cops were smart enough to realize that the whole ordeal was ridiculous. They did not even approach us, which makes me think it was all a show.

Never, never again! I can't believe I went there in the first place, but really, who the hell do they think they are? If you want cheap drinks and country music, go to Wild West or someplace in the city. Avoid this backward dump!

Pros: Ummmmm, lets see....beer?

Cons: Rude staff, dirty bathrooms, terrible service, bad drinks, cover charge

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This was my first experience at red river and I think it was great. I have already started telling friends about it and planning out next visit. I didn't know names of drinks but I told the bartender things I liked and she whipped it up good and quick. The atmosphere was really fun and inviting. I didn't see any problems with the staff or facility. I thought it was great and would recodmend it to anyone.

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★★★★★

This was my first experience at red river and I think it was great. I have already started telling friends about it and planning out next visit. I didn't know names of drinks but I told the bartender things I liked and she whipped it up good and quick. The atmosphere was really fun and inviting. I didn't see any problems with the staff or facility. I thought it was great and would recodmend it to anyone.

Pros: fun environment

Cons: smoking inside

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Despite the rude doorman, the people there are really nice and friendly. It has a great at-ease, friendly atmosphere. You can have fun without worrying about impressing anybody. It was amazing.

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★★★★★

Despite the rude doorman, the people there are really nice and friendly. It has a great at-ease, friendly atmosphere. You can have fun without worrying about impressing anybody. It was amazing.

Pros: Parking, friendly atmosphere

Cons: EXTREMELY rude doorman

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Alot of people "DOWN" Red River, I do not understand why. I have gone quite a bit and found it to be a really great place to hang out and have a good time. I have never once had any problems with any of the staff, the bathrooms were always clean, and had really cheap drinks, go in with 20-30 bucks and leave feeling pretty darn good! There is always more than enough parking. So all n all i give this place about a 9 on the 1-10 scale!

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★★★★★

Alot of people "DOWN" Red River, I do not understand why. I have gone quite a bit and found it to be a really great place to hang out and have a good time. I have never once had any problems with any of the staff, the bathrooms were always clean, and had really cheap drinks, go in with 20-30 bucks and leave feeling pretty darn good! There is always more than enough parking. So all n all i give this place about a 9 on the 1-10 scale!

Pros: great music, cheap drinks

Cons: it does get a little crowded but what bar or club doesnt?

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This place has the RUDEST staff members I have ever met. #1 the Doorman is Always rude #2 they go around FINDING reasons to kick you out. The old cop at the front is a disgrase to the Precinct. He called my besfriend "Cripple boy." my Bestfriend has MS and was in a walker and he has the nerve to say this out loud and in uniform. Do not support this bar-- there are plenty of other bars in houston that deserve to have your business.

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★☆☆☆☆

This place has the RUDEST staff members I have ever met. #1 the Doorman is Always rude #2 they go around FINDING reasons to kick you out. The old cop at the front is a disgrase to the Precinct. He called my besfriend "Cripple boy." my Bestfriend has MS and was in a walker and he has the nerve to say this out loud and in uniform. Do not support this bar-- there are plenty of other bars in houston that deserve to have your business.

Pros: Good Music, Cheap Drinks

Cons: Horrible Staff

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me and my wife went to red river and the front doorsman treated us like total trash. they told us to get out and that i had too much to drink and i had only had 2 beers...meanwhile there are 10 other drunk cowboys yelling and being obnoxious and intoxicated that were admitted right in, the bathrooms there are terrible, they will try to get you arrested if they do not like you, and there are young and obnoxious people there. the drinks are cheap, but the discount is not worth the risk you take going there. oh and by the way, my truck was broken in there, and another time i tried again my window was busted out from some hillbilly pealing out in the dirt parking lot and busted out my passenger window and the managers told me tell someone who cares. this place is not a good place to go and if you do go there...take a taxi or take a beater car

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★☆☆☆☆

me and my wife went to red river and the front doorsman treated us like total trash. they told us to get out and that i had too much to drink and i had only had 2 beers...meanwhile there are 10 other drunk cowboys yelling and being obnoxious and intoxicated that were admitted right in, the bathrooms there are terrible, they will try to get you arrested if they do not like you, and there are young and obnoxious people there. the drinks are cheap, but the discount is not worth the risk you take going there. oh and by the way, my truck was broken in there, and another time i tried again my window was busted out from some hillbilly pealing out in the dirt parking lot and busted out my passenger window and the managers told me tell someone who cares. this place is not a good place to go and if you do go there...take a taxi or take a beater car

Pros: cheap drinks

Cons: no managment, break ins in parking lot, rejection based on nothing

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Red River has been around for some time. The parking lot is in shambles, most of the employees are rude, the Harris county sheriff at the front door is not friendly, the morbidly obese guy who takes your money at the front door is bitter and rude, and the projection screen is fuzzy and can be barely watched and no one seems to care to fix it. It is full of Teenagers, nothing wrong with that, but if you are looking for an older crowd this is not the place to go. The only thing good about this place and i repeat the only thing, is that the drinks are incredibly cheap, which is the only reason to go to this place and makes waiting in line 10 minutes to get them that much more bearable. You would think that they would have another main bar there to help with the massive influx of people, but they don't seem to care. I have personally dealt with a bar in this situation and all they are doing is squeezing out every last dime they can from it . This place is one of last resort for me and will only go to it if there is nothing else going on.

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★★☆☆☆

Red River has been around for some time. The parking lot is in shambles, most of the employees are rude, the Harris county sheriff at the front door is not friendly, the morbidly obese guy who takes your money at the front door is bitter and rude, and the projection screen is fuzzy and can be barely watched and no one seems to care to fix it. It is full of Teenagers, nothing wrong with that, but if you are looking for an older crowd this is not the place to go. The only thing good about this place and i repeat the only thing, is that the drinks are incredibly cheap, which is the only reason to go to this place and makes waiting in line 10 minutes to get them that much more bearable. You would think that they would have another main bar there to help with the massive influx of people, but they don't seem to care. I have personally dealt with a bar in this situation and all they are doing is squeezing out every last dime they can from it . This place is one of last resort for me and will only go to it if there is nothing else going on.

Pros: cheap drinks

Cons: rude employees, overcrowded, filthy restrooms

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I have been going to Red River for a while now and though I'm only 18 and cannot drink, I think it is one of the most homely places I have ever been. Yeah, the cop at the front door isn't too nice but once you pass those doors it is an awesome experience!! The music is good. They know just when to change it up. And I love how they play a certain song at the same time every night!! :) The people are nice too. I would recommend this place to any age in a heartbeat!!

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★★★★☆

I have been going to Red River for a while now and though I'm only 18 and cannot drink, I think it is one of the most homely places I have ever been. Yeah, the cop at the front door isn't too nice but once you pass those doors it is an awesome experience!! The music is good. They know just when to change it up. And I love how they play a certain song at the same time every night!! :) The people are nice too. I would recommend this place to any age in a heartbeat!!

Pros: Good variety of music

Cons: Its a long drive from where I live..

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talking crapthats all you got you are the one that is a fat hillbillie because you came to country bar not me i just work there i am a dj dont mean i listen to country while i am not working . its a job . stay your fatazz at home if you dont like us...by the way fu off

2
★★★★★

talking crapthats all you got you are the one that is a fat hillbillie because you came to country bar not me i just work there i am a dj dont mean i listen to country while i am not working . its a job . stay your fatazz at home if you dont like us...by the way fu off

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This place its cool if you dont do nothing stupid and it your under age and drink or your drunk and get kick out well then whos stupid now. By the way who care's if the people that work there are old you gonna date them or something. lol I been going since I turn 18.

2
★★★★★

This place its cool if you dont do nothing stupid and it your under age and drink or your drunk and get kick out well then whos stupid now. By the way who care's if the people that work there are old you gonna date them or something. lol I been going since I turn 18.

Pros: You dont spend a lot of money

Cons: You cant drink if your under 21

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DJ, why do you care what I think so much? You know what, I went back to this bar and actually had a great time. They play country first and then play hip hop, so its pretty diverse. I didnt even talk to any of the staff this time around although I talked to a lot of the people that go every weekend and it was so much fun. Also to the DJ that wrote that little jab... you can say what you want but Im not fat at all, Im smokin hot but you'll never know who I am... and actually you arent bad looking, but your not friendly at all. If your gonna be stuck up, Im gonna tell you the truth. I saw one of you recently and your attractive, but your not healthy and you act like an Ahole to newcomers. So thats my opinion and Im entitled. Drinks are super cheap and the place is huge and just a fun time. I may go back... its worth checking out and just because a lot of minors are there, doesnt really matter. They keep to themselves and its kind of cool they have a safe place like this to come to on the weekends.

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★★★★☆

DJ, why do you care what I think so much? You know what, I went back to this bar and actually had a great time. They play country first and then play hip hop, so its pretty diverse. I didnt even talk to any of the staff this time around although I talked to a lot of the people that go every weekend and it was so much fun. Also to the DJ that wrote that little jab... you can say what you want but Im not fat at all, Im smokin hot but you'll never know who I am... and actually you arent bad looking, but your not friendly at all. If your gonna be stuck up, Im gonna tell you the truth. I saw one of you recently and your attractive, but your not healthy and you act like an Ahole to newcomers. So thats my opinion and Im entitled. Drinks are super cheap and the place is huge and just a fun time. I may go back... its worth checking out and just because a lot of minors are there, doesnt really matter. They keep to themselves and its kind of cool they have a safe place like this to come to on the weekends.

Pros: Its a cool old rodeo joint with cheap drinks.

Cons: The waitresses are cool, but the bartenders, Dj's, etc could be a little more hospitable.

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Went on a weeknight and the line was out the door. With under age kids. If you're under drinking age, this is the place for you. They pack 'em in and line 'em up. All under 20. Anyone over 21 however? Not a club you want to patronize. If you are naive enough to order alcohol, it takes the waitress half an hour to finally get it to you. Shots? Out of the question! Not only do they not know half the shots that are "trendy" these days, they will now allow you to do a shot without a waitress standing there to collect the glass after. IF you're into the kiddos and liked being stalked by officers while you drink, then you would be very confortable at this place. Otherwise, choose a more adult friendly place to patronize.

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★☆☆☆☆

Went on a weeknight and the line was out the door. With under age kids. If you're under drinking age, this is the place for you. They pack 'em in and line 'em up. All under 20. Anyone over 21 however? Not a club you want to patronize. If you are naive enough to order alcohol, it takes the waitress half an hour to finally get it to you. Shots? Out of the question! Not only do they not know half the shots that are "trendy" these days, they will now allow you to do a shot without a waitress standing there to collect the glass after. IF you're into the kiddos and liked being stalked by officers while you drink, then you would be very confortable at this place. Otherwise, choose a more adult friendly place to patronize.

Pros: None to speak of. Music old. Staff old.

Cons: Mile ling lines for what amounts to a teen hang out.

 

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