Breezy Bluff Riding Academy

★★★☆☆
  • 3634 N 685 East Rd

    Mc Lean, IL 61754

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  • 309-826-8999

About Breezy Bluff Riding Academy

Hours
Mon-Wed 9am-7pm, Thu 9am-7:30pm, Sat 9am-1pm

Pets & Animals

Pets & Animals
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If youre looking for crummy, overpriced horseback riding lessons then look no further! Breezy Bluff is the perfect place for you. Where lessons are an hour long and not a second more. You even get to get off ten minutes before your hour is up because unsaddling counts as part of your hour! Grooming and saddling counts, too! So if you get a dirty horse, youll only be riding for five minutes! If you cant make a lesson due to an emergency or whatever reason, you still have to pay for your lesson. Isnt it great? :)
Learn how to groom a horse, but not pick its feet, like all horsemen! Want to have your kid cry? Look no further, because this place is all the rage in making kids cry!
Tired of kids snitching and tattling? Boy, do I have news for you! Kids and parents snitch and tattle!
The horses here are so perfectly safe in their pens. Theres glass and axes and wire and machinery they can use to scare off any predators that may come at them! They get to live like true wild horses without shelter and moldy hay! And leaves and goo in their water too! In the winter, it freezes over and left that way so the horses feel like theyre truly wild and free! They even burn logs so the horses can pretend theyre running from a wildfire. They really do care!
You get to ride in circles and do nothing fun at all! The instructor just stands there and tells you what to do. Awesome, right?
Want to go to horse shows? Then this place isnt for you! They only have shows at the farm, and it costs more than it would if you were to go to another horse show!
Want to ride in a parade? Sure! Thatll be $60! Cheap, right!?
Want drama? Great! Theres so much drama here, Im surprised they havent made a TV show about it yet!

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If youre looking for crummy, overpriced horseback riding lessons then look no further! Breezy Bluff is the perfect place for you. Where lessons are an hour long and not a second more. You even get to get off ten minutes before your hour is up because unsaddling counts as part of your hour! Grooming and saddling counts, too! So if you get a dirty horse, youll only be riding for five minutes! If you cant make a lesson due to an emergency or whatever reason, you still have to pay for your lesson. Isnt it great? :)
Learn how to groom a horse, but not pick its feet, like all horsemen! Want to have your kid cry? Look no further, because this place is all the rage in making kids cry!
Tired of kids snitching and tattling? Boy, do I have news for you! Kids and parents snitch and tattle!
The horses here are so perfectly safe in their pens. Theres glass and axes and wire and machinery they can use to scare off any predators that may come at them! They get to live like true wild horses without shelter and moldy hay! And leaves and goo in their water too! In the winter, it freezes over and left that way so the horses feel like theyre truly wild and free! They even burn logs so the horses can pretend theyre running from a wildfire. They really do care!
You get to ride in circles and do nothing fun at all! The instructor just stands there and tells you what to do. Awesome, right?
Want to go to horse shows? Then this place isnt for you! They only have shows at the farm, and it costs more than it would if you were to go to another horse show!
Want to ride in a parade? Sure! Thatll be $60! Cheap, right!?
Want drama? Great! Theres so much drama here, Im surprised they havent made a TV show about it yet!

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We enjoyed the family atmosphere of the stable and the fact that their business is only lessons. The lessons are offered in safety and fun and the students seem to really enjoy the time spent on the farm.

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We enjoyed the family atmosphere of the stable and the fact that their business is only lessons. The lessons are offered in safety and fun and the students seem to really enjoy the time spent on the farm.

Pros: economical, safety emphasis, gentle horses

Cons: larger rings

 

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