Twin Rivers Mall

★★★★☆

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I recently moved to the New Bern area and have been looking for places to spend my time in. When I heard that we had a mall, I was soooo excited! I absolutely disagree with the person who posted before me on here. I am sure in 2005 this

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I recently moved to the New Bern area and have been looking for places to spend my time in. When I heard that we had a mall, I was soooo excited! I absolutely disagree with the person who posted before me on here. I am sure in 2005 this

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Undoubtedly, malls are wastelands. But this one is a post-atomic desolation filled with, well, nothing. T.S. Eliot must have visited this place while doing research for his poem, The Waste Land. "April is the cruellest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire..."

I say, "Twin Rivers is the worst mall, turning off customers to all the other stores, mixing horrible decoration with nothing to buy."

Malls all suck. This mall sucks even more.

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Undoubtedly, malls are wastelands. But this one is a post-atomic desolation filled with, well, nothing. T.S. Eliot must have visited this place while doing research for his poem, The Waste Land. "April is the cruellest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire..."

I say, "Twin Rivers is the worst mall, turning off customers to all the other stores, mixing horrible decoration with nothing to buy."

Malls all suck. This mall sucks even more.

Pros: None, None, None

Cons: Ugly, Nothing to buy

 

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