Paparazzi's

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Go to your garage, grab a few gallons of used paint and slap it on the wall. Then, change your business-license to keep from paying back taxes. Talk your nave and somewhat arrogant daughter into managing your affairs; change your business-name? and what do you get? Paparazzi??s Bar & Eatery, or ??Our Place III?.

Despite the name change and new ??management?, Paparazzi??s Bar & Eatery still maintains the familiar ambience (smell) of urine, vomit, and cheap cologne. The new management purchases beer and liquor from Sam??s Club because distributors haven??t been paid in months, resulting in the drinks being a bit on the watered-down side. The clientele hasn??t changed; on any given night you can still find hood-rats, gangsters and hookers (and that??s just the staff), lounging around the bar listening to the oldies.

Entertainment consists of Gangsta?? Night, where up-and-coming local rap-wana-be??s ??sag?? their pants and curse into a microphone (this apparently is an all-ages event, as the parking lot and dance floor consists mainly of 16 to 20 year olds). There is also BETN (not to be mistaken with the Black Entertainment Television Network); BETN in this case, stands for, ??Been Elected The Nastiest,? a title the newest manager/owner currently holds. This is where middle-aged (and up) ??ladies? dance on the bar in wet T-shits (despite the plastic surgery(s) gravity is still winning).

As to the ??Eatery??, no one has killed-over yet, but the kitchen has been cited with two health code violations since opening under the new name/management. Red or Green is not a choice of chili; rather it reflects the cities?? fear of a food poison outbreak.

It's definitely not a kid-friendly-environment! As most of us know, a bar is no place for a child; however, in this situation you don??t want your child to venture past the Taco Bell next-door (for fear of being shot!). Several complaints and police reports have been filed against the establishment, including the most recent incident on January 02, 2010. A Paparazzi patron opened fire on bystanders who were simply waiting in line for their Burrito Supreme??s. Nice one Joe!

So, to sum things up, if you??re feeling nostalgic for the ??70??s; Cool and the Gang, Bee Gees and Al Hurricane , you have a stomach/liver made of iron, own a bullet-proof vest, and don??t mind being ripped-off, then Paparazzi??s Bar & Eatery is the place to be. But please, leave the kids at home!

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★☆☆☆☆

Go to your garage, grab a few gallons of used paint and slap it on the wall. Then, change your business-license to keep from paying back taxes. Talk your nave and somewhat arrogant daughter into managing your affairs; change your business-name? and what do you get? Paparazzi??s Bar & Eatery, or ??Our Place III?.

Despite the name change and new ??management?, Paparazzi??s Bar & Eatery still maintains the familiar ambience (smell) of urine, vomit, and cheap cologne. The new management purchases beer and liquor from Sam??s Club because distributors haven??t been paid in months, resulting in the drinks being a bit on the watered-down side. The clientele hasn??t changed; on any given night you can still find hood-rats, gangsters and hookers (and that??s just the staff), lounging around the bar listening to the oldies.

Entertainment consists of Gangsta?? Night, where up-and-coming local rap-wana-be??s ??sag?? their pants and curse into a microphone (this apparently is an all-ages event, as the parking lot and dance floor consists mainly of 16 to 20 year olds). There is also BETN (not to be mistaken with the Black Entertainment Television Network); BETN in this case, stands for, ??Been Elected The Nastiest,? a title the newest manager/owner currently holds. This is where middle-aged (and up) ??ladies? dance on the bar in wet T-shits (despite the plastic surgery(s) gravity is still winning).

As to the ??Eatery??, no one has killed-over yet, but the kitchen has been cited with two health code violations since opening under the new name/management. Red or Green is not a choice of chili; rather it reflects the cities?? fear of a food poison outbreak.

It's definitely not a kid-friendly-environment! As most of us know, a bar is no place for a child; however, in this situation you don??t want your child to venture past the Taco Bell next-door (for fear of being shot!). Several complaints and police reports have been filed against the establishment, including the most recent incident on January 02, 2010. A Paparazzi patron opened fire on bystanders who were simply waiting in line for their Burrito Supreme??s. Nice one Joe!

So, to sum things up, if you??re feeling nostalgic for the ??70??s; Cool and the Gang, Bee Gees and Al Hurricane , you have a stomach/liver made of iron, own a bullet-proof vest, and don??t mind being ripped-off, then Paparazzi??s Bar & Eatery is the place to be. But please, leave the kids at home!

Pros: Free Parking!

Cons: Shootings!

 

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