Alberto's Pizza

★☆☆☆☆
  • 2010 P St NW 3

    Washington, DC 20036

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  • 202-986-2121

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Mon-Thu 11am-11pm, Fri 11am-3am, Sat 4pm-4am

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Only today I was saying I'd never met a pizza I didn't like. Then I met Alberto's. Soggy on top and burnt below. The "cheese" was gummy and flavorless, coated with Parmesan powder I didn't order or want. The diced tomatoes had little aroma & less flavor, but leaked enough to make the pizza runny--probably were frozen. The rude manager claimed some pepperoni was buried under the cheese somewhere, and recited a warning that eating just one slice meant no replacement or refund. I was mad enough to deface pizza (and that's really some kinda mad). So I dismantled four slices of pizza & finally found a soggy slice of pale meat. Chewy, flavorless, & watery: Alberto's has the worst pizza in my 40+ years of liking (read: loving) every other pizza I ever met. I used to think there were only two kinds of pizza: good pizza and no pizza. Now I know there's also nauseating pizza, from Alberto's. They deserve a "negative two stars" rating, at best.

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Only today I was saying I'd never met a pizza I didn't like. Then I met Alberto's. Soggy on top and burnt below. The "cheese" was gummy and flavorless, coated with Parmesan powder I didn't order or want. The diced tomatoes had little aroma & less flavor, but leaked enough to make the pizza runny--probably were frozen. The rude manager claimed some pepperoni was buried under the cheese somewhere, and recited a warning that eating just one slice meant no replacement or refund. I was mad enough to deface pizza (and that's really some kinda mad). So I dismantled four slices of pizza & finally found a soggy slice of pale meat. Chewy, flavorless, & watery: Alberto's has the worst pizza in my 40+ years of liking (read: loving) every other pizza I ever met. I used to think there were only two kinds of pizza: good pizza and no pizza. Now I know there's also nauseating pizza, from Alberto's. They deserve a "negative two stars" rating, at best.

Pros: It's avoidable

Cons: It exists

 

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