Funxion

★★★★☆
A healthy restaurant with a pizza-and-sandwiches menu that becomes a healthy bar (with 100-calorie cocktails) after dark.
  • 2421 18th St NW 203

    Washington, DC 20009

    Cross street: Between 13th Street and 14th Street

    Map & Directions
  • 202-386-9466

About Funxion

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Monday 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM Tuesday 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM Wednesday 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM Thursday 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM Friday 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM Saturday Closed Sunday Closed
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Went over the weekend for the first time. It seems like a fairly new place and I hadn't heard much about it so I didn't have many expectations. It was supposed to be an 80's party with open bar from 10-11pm. We show up at 9:30 and the place was EMPTY! I ordered a "Pure Libertine" which has Imperia Vodka - Fresh Chopped Apples and Red Grapes, Grapefruit Juice, Dash of Bitters ?? Pinch of Cinnamon. All of their drinks were not the typical bar cocktails and all had organic liquor and funky juices like watermelon and cucumber.

The food menu had a little bit of everything, pizza, sandwiches, etc but they do not add salt, sugar, oils. Everything is good for you, even the pizza which is baked on 16 grain bread.

The decor was very modern. The bathroom was futuristic from the colors to the fixtures. You never touched a thing, even the toilet paper was motion sensored. After they played 80's music for most of the night, the music turned to house and there was lots of people dancing.

We had a great night and I will be back to try the food.

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★★★★☆

Went over the weekend for the first time. It seems like a fairly new place and I hadn't heard much about it so I didn't have many expectations. It was supposed to be an 80's party with open bar from 10-11pm. We show up at 9:30 and the place was EMPTY! I ordered a "Pure Libertine" which has Imperia Vodka - Fresh Chopped Apples and Red Grapes, Grapefruit Juice, Dash of Bitters ?? Pinch of Cinnamon. All of their drinks were not the typical bar cocktails and all had organic liquor and funky juices like watermelon and cucumber.

The food menu had a little bit of everything, pizza, sandwiches, etc but they do not add salt, sugar, oils. Everything is good for you, even the pizza which is baked on 16 grain bread.

The decor was very modern. The bathroom was futuristic from the colors to the fixtures. You never touched a thing, even the toilet paper was motion sensored. After they played 80's music for most of the night, the music turned to house and there was lots of people dancing.

We had a great night and I will be back to try the food.

Pros: good for you food, specialty cocktails

Cons: moody bartender

 

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