Bare Assets

★★★★★
  • 1029 Truman Ave

    Key West, FL 33040

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  • 305-296-3979

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Largest strip club in Key West with 2 stages and more girls then you can throw dollars at. DJ keeps the music popping as the girls keep your drinks stiff and other things. lmao Good times

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Largest strip club in Key West with 2 stages and more girls then you can throw dollars at. DJ keeps the music popping as the girls keep your drinks stiff and other things. lmao Good times

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From the moment I walked in and was greeted by Cozmo (door man) I knew I was going to have a great time. It's a little off the beaten path (off Duval) but its worth it!! I ordered a drink and our bartender (Kelly) was amazing, she made us

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From the moment I walked in and was greeted by Cozmo (door man) I knew I was going to have a great time. It's a little off the beaten path (off Duval) but its worth it!! I ordered a drink and our bartender (Kelly) was amazing, she made us

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My buddy and I decided to check this place out since we were in town, alone without the old ladies. My first impression was that there were not many girls. I think all together, there were five, including the waitress. The first girl who

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My buddy and I decided to check this place out since we were in town, alone without the old ladies. My first impression was that there were not many girls. I think all together, there were five, including the waitress. The first girl who

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There is only Tree strip clubs in key west and bare assets has to be the worst one first off all its not on the strip like the other two so its away from all the action then you get all the local weirdos that go there its the club

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There is only Tree strip clubs in key west and bare assets has to be the worst one first off all its not on the strip like the other two so its away from all the action then you get all the local weirdos that go there its the club

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My buddies and i had a great time here when we were visiting key west! great looking girls,and good music. the drinks were alittle exspencive though :( but will go again ! but if your looking for alittle something more head over to the

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My buddies and i had a great time here when we were visiting key west! great looking girls,and good music. the drinks were alittle exspencive though :( but will go again ! but if your looking for alittle something more head over to the

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this place had it all, good drinks, and great looking girls

3
★★★★★

this place had it all, good drinks, and great looking girls

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This place is garbage i've been to alot of clubs and all i seen was a broke down stage and crappy DJ and ugly girls dont go there

3
★★★★★

This place is garbage i've been to alot of clubs and all i seen was a broke down stage and crappy DJ and ugly girls dont go there

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I have worked on and off at bare assets since i was 18. I recently stayed in the dancer housing, which is definitely not a dive! Girls!!! there is always money to be made in key west and especially at Bare Assets!! If you made $50

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I have worked on and off at bare assets since i was 18. I recently stayed in the dancer housing, which is definitely not a dive! Girls!!! there is always money to be made in key west and especially at Bare Assets!! If you made $50

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This place is a scam. Warning to girls - this club has no business. You will not make money. My friends did not make enough to pay for their traveling expense. They made $500 a night at home. Then made $50 a night at Bare Assets. This was

3
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This place is a scam. Warning to girls - this club has no business. You will not make money. My friends did not make enough to pay for their traveling expense. They made $500 a night at home. Then made $50 a night at Bare Assets. This was

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I love the service, bartenders are good looking and professional. Beautiful foreign girls and a great set of blonde twins in the mix too! A great selection of women and the best champagne rooms and VIP seating in the in the Florida Keys!

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I love the service, bartenders are good looking and professional. Beautiful foreign girls and a great set of blonde twins in the mix too! A great selection of women and the best champagne rooms and VIP seating in the in the Florida Keys!

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I went to this club one evening with my husband and spent a few hours there. I can say it was not a very busy night, and the girls were really great and sweet. I remeber talking to some of them in the bathroom. My husband swears there is some kind of stripper dust that they all wear and it turns him on. LOL Well, secret is.........they all wear something different LOL I enjoyed it, easy to find, just look for the steel cage ;)

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★★★★☆

I went to this club one evening with my husband and spent a few hours there. I can say it was not a very busy night, and the girls were really great and sweet. I remeber talking to some of them in the bathroom. My husband swears there is some kind of stripper dust that they all wear and it turns him on. LOL Well, secret is.........they all wear something different LOL I enjoyed it, easy to find, just look for the steel cage ;)

Pros: WAS QUIET ATMOSPHERE

Cons: CAN'T THINK OF ANY

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i used to work at this club couple years ago, and being an ameteur i thought it was a great place to chill, and make friends if you're a local...i miss it there!

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i used to work at this club couple years ago, and being an ameteur i thought it was a great place to chill, and make friends if you're a local...i miss it there!

Pros: great djs, nice owner, awesome staff

Cons: i dont think there are any..

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I've been to a million strip clubs in my life and Bare Assets Key West is and will always be my favorite. The staff all became my friends along with a few of the dancers. It's the only club where you can go to relax if you want or live it up. No pressure from the staff or the dancers is a great "asset" to the club. All they need is a coffee machine and I'll spend a lot more time there!!!!! Love all you guys!

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★★★★★

I've been to a million strip clubs in my life and Bare Assets Key West is and will always be my favorite. The staff all became my friends along with a few of the dancers. It's the only club where you can go to relax if you want or live it up. No pressure from the staff or the dancers is a great "asset" to the club. All they need is a coffee machine and I'll spend a lot more time there!!!!! Love all you guys!

Pros: Great staff

Cons: no coffee

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If you are looking for good looking girls, stay away from this place. I have been in Bare Assets a few times and each time the quality of the girls gets worse.

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If you are looking for good looking girls, stay away from this place. I have been in Bare Assets a few times and each time the quality of the girls gets worse.

Pros: Good Parking, Never Crowded

 

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