Lazy Lizard Saloon

I am XNGH Larry VR of the John P. Squibob Chapter 1853 of E Clampus Vitus and Director of Red Shirt Invasions and I declare as of Feb. 23, 2008 that the Lazy Lizard Saloon to be a Designated ECV Watering Hole. Plaque so placed on above date and an inappropriate shrine commemorated.
Now for the ill informed who referred to this joint as a "Dive", you are mis-informed PBC. Get a life, get a beer and get laid.
The Squibob Chapter has been visiting the Lickin Lizard and many a year gone by but we always have fun at the Lizard.
Stop in and smell the Rose. Relax, check out the ECV memorabilia and ya all come back now.

Located on Imperial Highway in Ocotillo this place is a dive. The drink rates are very inexpensive and the crowd can be "rural". The bar menu leaves a lot to be desired but it is decent fare considering it is a saloon.