5 Stars: This Place is an Designated E Clampus Vitus Watering Hole (by Larry V.)

Larry V. — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:42:00 GMT

I am XNGH Larry VR of the John P. Squibob Chapter 1853 of E Clampus Vitus and Director of Red Shirt Invasions and I declare as of Feb. 23, 2008 that the Lazy Lizard Saloon to be a Designated ECV Watering Hole. Plaque so placed on above date and an inappropriate shrine commemorated.
Now for the ill informed who referred to this joint as a "Dive", you are mis-informed PBC. Get a life, get a beer and get laid.
The Squibob Chapter has been visiting the Lickin Lizard and many a year gone by but we always have fun at the Lizard.
Stop in and smell the Rose. Relax, check out the ECV memorabilia and ya all come back now.

3 Stars: Lazy Lizard Saloon (by Chi D.)

Chi D. — Sun, 24 Apr 2005 10:06:00 GMT

Located on Imperial Highway in Ocotillo this place is a dive. The drink rates are very inexpensive and the crowd can be "rural". The bar menu leaves a lot to be desired but it is decent fare considering it is a saloon.

Insider Pages Reviews for Lazy Lizard Saloon

5 Stars: This Place is an Designated E Clampus Vitus Watering Hole (by Larry V.)

3 Stars: Lazy Lizard Saloon (by Chi D.)