Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club

★★☆☆☆
  • 980 Market St

    San Francisco, CA 94102

    Cross street: Between 5th & 6th Streets

    Map & Directions
  • 415-691-6802

About Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club

Hours
Mon 12:00 pm - 2:00 am Tue 12:00 pm - 2:00 am Wed 12:00 pm - 2:00 am Thu 12:00 pm - 4:00 am Fri 12:00 pm - 4:00 am Sat 12:00 pm - 4:00 am Sun 6:00 pm - 2:00 am

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STD petri dish, dirty scam! STAY AWAY FOR YOUR LIFE. Scam prices, scam tactics, dirty strippers, I am scared I caught a STD after visiting here AFTER they scammed all my money from my wallet. Especially if you never been to a strip club, BEWARE OF SCAM TACTICS

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★☆☆☆☆

STD petri dish, dirty scam! STAY AWAY FOR YOUR LIFE. Scam prices, scam tactics, dirty strippers, I am scared I caught a STD after visiting here AFTER they scammed all my money from my wallet. Especially if you never been to a strip club, BEWARE OF SCAM TACTICS

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The strippers here will scam you for your money. The stripper Jasmine, without my permission, pushed the amount of money to withdraw from the ATM after I entered my PIN. She then proceeded to grab all the money from my wallet when I was offering her a tip. This was my first and last strip club visit and I hope Jasmine does not scam you too. I am pressing charges, the ATM video has the truth.
After I left here I was worried I caught something so I immediately ran to Walgreens and bought a bunch of rubbing alcohol and rubbed it all over my penis, OUCH but worth catching anything.

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★☆☆☆☆

The strippers here will scam you for your money. The stripper Jasmine, without my permission, pushed the amount of money to withdraw from the ATM after I entered my PIN. She then proceeded to grab all the money from my wallet when I was offering her a tip. This was my first and last strip club visit and I hope Jasmine does not scam you too. I am pressing charges, the ATM video has the truth.
After I left here I was worried I caught something so I immediately ran to Walgreens and bought a bunch of rubbing alcohol and rubbed it all over my penis, OUCH but worth catching anything.

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★★★★★

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Great place to go. Best strip club I've ever been to. The staff and girls are all very friendly. Me and alot of my friends go to the CH quite often. Seat in the front row and put out a small tip and you'll have gals on your lap. This place is really great fun. Peter S.

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★★★★★

Great place to go. Best strip club I've ever been to. The staff and girls are all very friendly. Me and alot of my friends go to the CH quite often. Seat in the front row and put out a small tip and you'll have gals on your lap. This place is really great fun. Peter S.

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Whoever said this place is cheap, needs brain-surgery.
So-called $20 lapdances are actually $40 ($20 goes in the machine and $20 to the chick) and they are only topless.
The private dances r stupid too...$100 private dance? seriously? i could get a hooker for that.

Lastly...i got ripped off bigtime..by this b*tch named Alana.
I gave her $50 instead of $20 coz all I had were fifties. She then insists on taking her to a private room. After alot of hassling I agree.
Then once in the room...she says that "if you want to masturbate that's an extra $100"...i Think "$100 to jerk myself off when i could do it for free at home?" So i say no thank you.
Anyways 2 songs into the dance...she says "look im rubbing myself,you rub yourself too". She undoes my fly.
I figure "what the heck" so i do.
Bham, the last song is over before they start.
She then says "You owe me $150".
I raise my eyebrows as if to say "what the f**k?"
Then she says with alot of attitude "why you lookin at me like that for?!".
Being from out-of-town & not wanting any trouble,i say "OK fine".
And she has the balls to ask me "Is there a tip in there for me?"
.....I've already dumped $320 on this stupid f**k, and not so much as a HJ....and she expects a tip?
I say "No" and then she's about to start arguing about how a tip is mandatory or something...when I remind her that I gave her a $50 instead of $20 for the first dance.
DO NOT go for that stupid cow ALANA

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★☆☆☆☆

Whoever said this place is cheap, needs brain-surgery.
So-called $20 lapdances are actually $40 ($20 goes in the machine and $20 to the chick) and they are only topless.
The private dances r stupid too...$100 private dance? seriously? i could get a hooker for that.

Lastly...i got ripped off bigtime..by this b*tch named Alana.
I gave her $50 instead of $20 coz all I had were fifties. She then insists on taking her to a private room. After alot of hassling I agree.
Then once in the room...she says that "if you want to masturbate that's an extra $100"...i Think "$100 to jerk myself off when i could do it for free at home?" So i say no thank you.
Anyways 2 songs into the dance...she says "look im rubbing myself,you rub yourself too". She undoes my fly.
I figure "what the heck" so i do.
Bham, the last song is over before they start.
She then says "You owe me $150".
I raise my eyebrows as if to say "what the f**k?"
Then she says with alot of attitude "why you lookin at me like that for?!".
Being from out-of-town & not wanting any trouble,i say "OK fine".
And she has the balls to ask me "Is there a tip in there for me?"
.....I've already dumped $320 on this stupid f**k, and not so much as a HJ....and she expects a tip?
I say "No" and then she's about to start arguing about how a tip is mandatory or something...when I remind her that I gave her a $50 instead of $20 for the first dance.
DO NOT go for that stupid cow ALANA

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This is a small establishment and they keep the lights dim to low so that you don't notice how old the interior of the building is. With that said, the girls that work here are fairly decent. No alcohol served here, which is normal for the strip clubs of San Francisco. If you're on a budget, but want to see some skin, this could be the place for you!

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★★☆☆☆

This is a small establishment and they keep the lights dim to low so that you don't notice how old the interior of the building is. With that said, the girls that work here are fairly decent. No alcohol served here, which is normal for the strip clubs of San Francisco. If you're on a budget, but want to see some skin, this could be the place for you!

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Most chicks are hot. Can sit stage side if you dont want hassle, or up in the seats if you do. I recommend the 100 dollar dance.

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★★★★☆

Most chicks are hot. Can sit stage side if you dont want hassle, or up in the seats if you do. I recommend the 100 dollar dance.

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the place is still have the set of the old movie theater the seats or old uncomfortable and section off from one another, theres a mixed dancers young an old an sum that just dont belong in a stripp club period! some have mental issues an stress that needs to be evaluated ,because when it comes to a lapdance a man is expecting the full package for his moneys worth!!! its 2008 crazy horse make the upgrades an al bring the football team back...

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★☆☆☆☆

the place is still have the set of the old movie theater the seats or old uncomfortable and section off from one another, theres a mixed dancers young an old an sum that just dont belong in a stripp club period! some have mental issues an stress that needs to be evaluated ,because when it comes to a lapdance a man is expecting the full package for his moneys worth!!! its 2008 crazy horse make the upgrades an al bring the football team back...

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Checked this place out on a recommendation, but apparently it's gone downhill quite a bit since the last time the recommender had gone; he was disappointed to.

It's a full nudity strip club, so by California law, no alcohol can be served. It's a very tiny, cramped place, with movie-theater style seating (and not the nice new kinds of movie theaters, either). You can't really get lap dances in the seats, which means your friends can't hoot and holler at you, and really -- isn't that what makes it fun?

Some of the girls were fairly hot, although that was helped by the trashy style of 'clothing' they wore (for the twenty seconds before they took it off). Dancing was negligible, there were two poles on stage, and I never saw them get used.

PROS: Some fairly hot women, trashy outfits.
CONS: Boring performances, cramped space, no booze.

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★☆☆☆☆

Checked this place out on a recommendation, but apparently it's gone downhill quite a bit since the last time the recommender had gone; he was disappointed to.

It's a full nudity strip club, so by California law, no alcohol can be served. It's a very tiny, cramped place, with movie-theater style seating (and not the nice new kinds of movie theaters, either). You can't really get lap dances in the seats, which means your friends can't hoot and holler at you, and really -- isn't that what makes it fun?

Some of the girls were fairly hot, although that was helped by the trashy style of 'clothing' they wore (for the twenty seconds before they took it off). Dancing was negligible, there were two poles on stage, and I never saw them get used.

PROS: Some fairly hot women, trashy outfits.
CONS: Boring performances, cramped space, no booze.

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