La Mirage

★★☆☆☆
  • 17104 Pioneer Blvd

    Artesia, CA 90701

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  • 562-467-8300

About La Mirage

Hours
Thu-Sat 9pm-2am

Food

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The ratio of guys to girls is ridiculous, which causes the best looking birds in the place to get continually approached minute after minute, this as you could imagine gives them an inflated ego. The decent chicks end up thinking they can have anyone they want and end up coming off as stuck up b******. It wasn't a bad place to get some numbers a couple of years ago when I was 20-21 but now, its a waste of time.

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★★☆☆☆

The ratio of guys to girls is ridiculous, which causes the best looking birds in the place to get continually approached minute after minute, this as you could imagine gives them an inflated ego. The decent chicks end up thinking they can have anyone they want and end up coming off as stuck up b******. It wasn't a bad place to get some numbers a couple of years ago when I was 20-21 but now, its a waste of time.

Pros: Near the freeway...

Cons: Below average females, cocky security, high cover charge

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This club is the worse club I have ever been too. First, its too expensive! It's 25 if you are under 21. There are mostly lil kids there. If you want a high school reunion.this is the place to be. Second. the security and the personnel are jerks. The security guards are just rent-a-cops who think they are the S**T. The drinks are too expensive also. I do not recommend this place to anyone. It full of lil kids and aholes as security guards. Btw, the bouncer shoould be fired. He is the worse form them all. Just an immature atmosphere with fights breaking out all over the place. The main dance floor is way too packed and not enough a/c. The guys there are all ugly and immature. If you are 21 and over...Don't waste your time or money.

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★☆☆☆☆

This club is the worse club I have ever been too. First, its too expensive! It's 25 if you are under 21. There are mostly lil kids there. If you want a high school reunion.this is the place to be. Second. the security and the personnel are jerks. The security guards are just rent-a-cops who think they are the S**T. The drinks are too expensive also. I do not recommend this place to anyone. It full of lil kids and aholes as security guards. Btw, the bouncer shoould be fired. He is the worse form them all. Just an immature atmosphere with fights breaking out all over the place. The main dance floor is way too packed and not enough a/c. The guys there are all ugly and immature. If you are 21 and over...Don't waste your time or money.

Pros: lots of parking

Cons: Everything, people, drinks..everything

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First off, the ratio is about 10 guys to 1 girl. When I say 1 girl, I really mean a 400 pound girl, who thinks she only weights 110 pounds.
Secondly, the girls are wack, and the guys think they are all gangsters and own the spot.
Thirdly, its way too small and they over pack that place, so it gets way too crowded.

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★☆☆☆☆

First off, the ratio is about 10 guys to 1 girl. When I say 1 girl, I really mean a 400 pound girl, who thinks she only weights 110 pounds.
Secondly, the girls are wack, and the guys think they are all gangsters and own the spot.
Thirdly, its way too small and they over pack that place, so it gets way too crowded.

Pros: If you want to have a wack night.

Cons: This place is horrible. too many fat girls & wanna be gangster guys.

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The club at night is okay, the main room which is the hip hop rooms plays real good music. But there are a lot of girls, and not enough guys are there. The other room plays spanish rock, that's a much older crowd.

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★★★☆☆

The club at night is okay, the main room which is the hip hop rooms plays real good music. But there are a lot of girls, and not enough guys are there. The other room plays spanish rock, that's a much older crowd.

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it's an okay place to be. LOTS of trashy little high school girls and ugly guys that go w/girlfriends, but you always have fun. amature drinks;priced to high. the only female bartender is the best. two rooms salsa and rock en espanol in room one; and hip-hop in the other: sponsered by power 106. IT"S PRETTY COOL. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE FUN.

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★★★★☆

it's an okay place to be. LOTS of trashy little high school girls and ugly guys that go w/girlfriends, but you always have fun. amature drinks;priced to high. the only female bartender is the best. two rooms salsa and rock en espanol in room one; and hip-hop in the other: sponsered by power 106. IT"S PRETTY COOL. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE FUN.

Pros: female bartender, music

Cons: parking, pricing, little girls

 

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