5 Stars: Strongest Drinks In All The Land (by Marcus H.)

Marcus H. — Wed, 29 Jun 2005 23:06:00 GMT

Wow. I have never purchased a drink with more alcohol in it than the gin martini that I had from here. Somehow it was still flavorful, too--I wish I understood how that worked. Unfortunately, the combination of taste and potency means that an after-dinner session at Martuni's may easily lead to an embarrassing night! Reasonably priced with a slightly darkened atmosphere.

5 Stars: A $4 taste of the pre-Stonewall era (by Camille P.)

Camille P. — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:38:00 GMT

Martuni's is an old-fashioned piano bar, complete with older gay men singing around the piano, and it makes a fine stop after a show in the city. You almost feels as if you've stepped into a bygone era (only without the fear of "decency" raids). It's a sophisticated atmosphere, but the price for one of their signature drinks is hardly high-class--$4 for the best and strongest martini you have ever had. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after one. Do not attempt to stand upright after two. The crowd is primarily, though by no means exclusively gay, male, and graying. If you have problems with any of those categories, this place might not be for you. The quality and style of the music varies.

PROS: A cheap drunk
CONS: Parking--but really, you shouldn't be driving

Insider Pages Reviews for Martuni's

5 Stars: Strongest Drinks In All The Land (by Marcus H.)

5 Stars: A $4 taste of the pre-Stonewall era (by Camille P.)