Joe Chinese Fast Food

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  • 5350 Great America Pkwy

    Santa Clara, CA 95054

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  • 408-855-9377

About Joe Chinese Fast Food

Hours
Monday 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM Tuesday 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM Wednesday 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM Thursday 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM Friday 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM Saturday 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM Sunday 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM

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I work down the street from this place and had the unfortunate experience of actually going there in a foolish attempt to find Chinese food. What the h*ll were my coworkers thinking I ask? Clearly nothing. This place has counter service which I have no issue with, but the food looked old and the place looked like it needed to be scurbbed down with about 10 gallons of bleach. If you are foolish enough to go here after reading this - I can't help you. You've been warned.

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I work down the street from this place and had the unfortunate experience of actually going there in a foolish attempt to find Chinese food. What the h*ll were my coworkers thinking I ask? Clearly nothing. This place has counter service which I have no issue with, but the food looked old and the place looked like it needed to be scurbbed down with about 10 gallons of bleach. If you are foolish enough to go here after reading this - I can't help you. You've been warned.

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Right on Great America Parkway and this place is exactly what it says: Americanized chinese fast food from a guy named Joe. While not wanting to advocate violence, I will slap Joe the next time I see him. One of the worst meals ever. Counter service is fine, but how long has the food been sitting out? I am guessing since the Bush Administrations and I am talking about the father, not the son. MSG, soggy noodles, bits of rubber that tasted like chicken (or is that the other way around). Do yourself a favor if you decide to eat here. Ask you best friend to kick you in the groin. That would be more pleasureable.

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Right on Great America Parkway and this place is exactly what it says: Americanized chinese fast food from a guy named Joe. While not wanting to advocate violence, I will slap Joe the next time I see him. One of the worst meals ever. Counter service is fine, but how long has the food been sitting out? I am guessing since the Bush Administrations and I am talking about the father, not the son. MSG, soggy noodles, bits of rubber that tasted like chicken (or is that the other way around). Do yourself a favor if you decide to eat here. Ask you best friend to kick you in the groin. That would be more pleasureable.

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The Skinny It's truth in advertising, providing a cheap and easy harbor for Santa Clara dot-commers tired of the big lunch crowds at the Mercado and McCarthy centers. It doesn't pretend to be anything more than it is: fast, cheap…

 

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