Swinger's

This Swinger's location sucks. The Santa Monica location is wayyy better!

I got there around 1:30am with 4 of my friends and we were seated immediately. We were seating by the wall opposite where the bathrooms are, right under the cows. For some reason it felt really cramped up in there. The SM location is bigger and has more room to breathe! Everything at this place was small, especially the mens restroom. The door to go in was so narrow and there was no room to stand anywhere. Can't a man take a piss in peace? This needs to be fixed.

The waiter was friendly but slow in bringing everything we ordered. I got a Swingers Burger with fries and asked for a side of Ranch... 15 min later when my burger was already in my stomach, the waiter finally brought me some ranch. When I dipped my fries in it, I immediately asked him to take the ranch back! WTF was that?
It was like ranch water... Melted Ranch Juice... Ranch Soup... basically it was an embarrassment to call what was in that bowl ranch sauce.

After my friends and I all finished our food, we decided to order some cupcakes!! We got 4 of them... Raspberry, Vanilla, Cookies n cream, and Caramel. They were all super good but the cookies n cream was the best!

If this Swingers can make a few small improvements, it will be almost as good as the Santa Monica location.

Posted 11/06/09 | Report Abuse

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I don't see the attraction to this place. I waited over 45 minutes for my waiter to come over to me and another 45 minutes to actually get served. There are so many great diners in LA and this is not one of them.

Posted 05/25/05 | Report Abuse

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the scene/ambiance looks grungy for the rock 'n rollers after hour eatery. yes, this would be the spot for those of you who want something quick but alright good after some drinks and rock 'n rolling.

Posted 04/05/05 | Report Abuse

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This is a great restaurant to go with friend's for breakfast and/or lunch or a late night snack-since they're open to 4am! You'll definitely see a random and eclectic mix of rockers, partiers, and people looking for some great grub to replace the alcohol in their tummies! The food is very good and is very vegetarian and health friendly! They also have the best malts and milkshakes that i've had in los angeles.

Posted 09/10/04 | Report Abuse

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