Menards

Menards makes me feel tingly inside whenever I go to Menards.Menards reminds me of my childhood and going to Menards when I was a child at Menards. I grew up in Menards. At Menards, I bought tomato fences at MenARDS. i was potty trained at Menards.In Menards i eat my lunch in Menards every day I can. I grocery shop at Menards. I was practically born in Menards. My kids go to Menards for daycare. I like to jog through Menards every morning. I Chew cud in the plant section of Menards. I cook fish sticks at Menards on a grill. I rub my face on the floor at Menards for smooth skin. I got married in Menards. My kids will get married in Menards. Menards is my life.

I love Menards.

Directions: immediately stand up. raise your hands and chant Menards until you are hungry. Go to Menards and eat. Sit on the shelf and sing the menards song at the top of your lungs. Take three deep breaths and repeat process.

Have fun.

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Posted 10/13/09 | Report Abuse

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it is good. you should go. The place has a wonderful atmosphere. The whole restaurant is colorful and lively. The waiters are so nice and helpful. When I first came in I was doubtful. I thought I was at the wrong adress. But I wasn't. The service was outstanding. When the food was finally brought out, I was overcome with delight. The amazing flavors of the food were immensely satisfying to the stomach and face. The dessert was yummy and sticky and gluey. There was a conveniently placed restroom AND water fountain for customers who are thirsty. It was an overall great experience for my family and myself and my pets. I would recommend Menards for anyone who wants a nice relaxing dinner with great food, service, and backround music. I give this restaurant five stars. The menu tasted good also.

Posted 10/08/09 | Report Abuse

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I have to say that this store is consistantly outstanding in their customer service. The staff is friendly and knowledgable, even in the busy hours. They take you to the location of a product, they help you find something in stock at other stores and their returns department is very understanding. I have never felt hassled or meant to feel that I was doing something wrong or degraded. Much more informative than other hardware stores in the area!

PROS: Flexible staff! Great hours and selection of items!
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Posted 06/04/05 | Report Abuse

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