Admiral Theatre

★★★★★
The Admiral Theatre in Chicago offers adult entertainment as well as drink specials in a friendly environment.
  • 3940 W Lawrence Ave

    Chicago, IL 60625

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  • 773-478-8111

About Admiral Theatre

Hours
Showroom: 7pm-6am Daily Boutique: 8am-6am Daily Adult Arcade: 8am-6am Daily

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What happened to the Admiral Theatre? Avoid the Admiral, it's changed for the worse.\r
Front booth entry workers are running a scam. Front booth workers are trying to shake down guests for extra money.\r
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Arrived at the Admiral two weeks

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★★★★★

What happened to the Admiral Theatre? Avoid the Admiral, it's changed for the worse.\r
Front booth entry workers are running a scam. Front booth workers are trying to shake down guests for extra money.\r
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Arrived at the Admiral two weeks

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Great club. Good atmosphere. The girls are pretty and friendly.

2
★★★★★

Great club. Good atmosphere. The girls are pretty and friendly.

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This gentle-men's club on the Northwest Side is a great place to unwind and be entertained by plenty of gorgeous women. Add your email addr at the club's website to receive occasional door passes. Also you can reserve online: $25 includes soft drinks and VIP seating. Street parking is generally restricted except for Lawrence Avenue; valet is available. Dances in the crowded front area are only $10; double that for the more upscale mezzanine level. (Tip the maitre d' to sit there.) The drink waitresses (no alcohol) are pretty and friendly. The dancers are a lot of fun. The club is very crowded on Saturday nights, which may mean a long wait for your favorite dancer unless you sit upstairs. Enjoy!

2
★★★★☆

This gentle-men's club on the Northwest Side is a great place to unwind and be entertained by plenty of gorgeous women. Add your email addr at the club's website to receive occasional door passes. Also you can reserve online: $25 includes soft drinks and VIP seating. Street parking is generally restricted except for Lawrence Avenue; valet is available. Dances in the crowded front area are only $10; double that for the more upscale mezzanine level. (Tip the maitre d' to sit there.) The drink waitresses (no alcohol) are pretty and friendly. The dancers are a lot of fun. The club is very crowded on Saturday nights, which may mean a long wait for your favorite dancer unless you sit upstairs. Enjoy!

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★★★★★

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Yesterday September 18, 2010. Was my first time going to Admiral Theater. And there is a parking lot across the street with no sighns of towing or anything at at first you think your safe they will get you so let me tell you the hole story.

After i had a nice time at the club i was walking to my car and then i realized that my car was gone so i went to call the police and my friend left his phone in the car, and so we used somone elses phone called three times and the cops didnt show up. And the club said it probably got towed and they had the adress and the number of this place. Kinda fishy right and So i was f****d and i had no money for a taxi so i had to walk about three miles in the hood. And it took me two hours to get to this place. The minute i got to the towing place i saw my car in the lot and so i started to walk to my car and then a little black guy 5 11 walked up to me and sad ' WO WO WO WHAT THE F***K DO YOU THINK YOU DOING" and said im going to my fuking car and then i was about to fight the dude and all of sudden his friend came out and pushed me. So then i was pissed went in the shop to pay for my car and i had to pay 170$ and which i didnt have. Later many people where showing up to pick up there cars and i asked all of them where they parked and they sad they went to the club and parked across the street in the lot. So alot of people are getting fuked and i think the club and this towing place work together to get your money so be carefull out there.

1
★★★☆☆

Yesterday September 18, 2010. Was my first time going to Admiral Theater. And there is a parking lot across the street with no sighns of towing or anything at at first you think your safe they will get you so let me tell you the hole story.

After i had a nice time at the club i was walking to my car and then i realized that my car was gone so i went to call the police and my friend left his phone in the car, and so we used somone elses phone called three times and the cops didnt show up. And the club said it probably got towed and they had the adress and the number of this place. Kinda fishy right and So i was f****d and i had no money for a taxi so i had to walk about three miles in the hood. And it took me two hours to get to this place. The minute i got to the towing place i saw my car in the lot and so i started to walk to my car and then a little black guy 5 11 walked up to me and sad ' WO WO WO WHAT THE F***K DO YOU THINK YOU DOING" and said im going to my fuking car and then i was about to fight the dude and all of sudden his friend came out and pushed me. So then i was pissed went in the shop to pay for my car and i had to pay 170$ and which i didnt have. Later many people where showing up to pick up there cars and i asked all of them where they parked and they sad they went to the club and parked across the street in the lot. So alot of people are getting fuked and i think the club and this towing place work together to get your money so be carefull out there.

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I was at Admiral theatre three years ago for Jesse Jane, which was the last time she came to town. She was so hot! I got tickets on the website which is cheaper than buying them at the club.

When we got to the club all the girls were so pretty but the best was Jesse Jane and she is coming back on April 6th! I cant wait!

2
★★★★★

I was at Admiral theatre three years ago for Jesse Jane, which was the last time she came to town. She was so hot! I got tickets on the website which is cheaper than buying them at the club.

When we got to the club all the girls were so pretty but the best was Jesse Jane and she is coming back on April 6th! I cant wait!

Pros: Jesse Jane is performing

Cons: She is only in town for three days

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This place is incredible! I am not really intro strippers but I love porn stars and this club has special guest features who appear on certain days. I love how they bring in big international porn stars and have them perform and sign autographs! I just saw Tera Patrick & Bree Olson and I'm going back next month for Jesse Jane! Discount tickets on their website too!

2
★★★★★

This place is incredible! I am not really intro strippers but I love porn stars and this club has special guest features who appear on certain days. I love how they bring in big international porn stars and have them perform and sign autographs! I just saw Tera Patrick & Bree Olson and I'm going back next month for Jesse Jane! Discount tickets on their website too!

Pros: Good place for a girl to go see porn stars!

Cons: Special guests only on certain days

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I love this place. I had no trouble parking when I went there and I didn't use the valet. Drinks were $6, kinda pricey. Dances are only $10!!! Really cheap, really good! Gorgeous women.

Well worth the price. Check their website for deals and stuff.

2
★★★★☆

I love this place. I had no trouble parking when I went there and I didn't use the valet. Drinks were $6, kinda pricey. Dances are only $10!!! Really cheap, really good! Gorgeous women.

Well worth the price. Check their website for deals and stuff.

Pros: Incredible looking girls

Cons: Northside

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I was just in Chicago on business and the only thing I did while I was there was visit this place. Really had a blast. Parking sucked.

2
★★★★☆

I was just in Chicago on business and the only thing I did while I was there was visit this place. Really had a blast. Parking sucked.

Pros: Great club, hot girls

Cons: its not in my city

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Pretty good club! Its up on the northside in the middle of the Muslim neighborhood so there's not a lot of places similar to this in the area [kind of a weird location for it, but an all around safe neighborhood so no big deal]

I didn't wanna use the valet so I parked on the street - street parking wasnt bad. I mean it was not a long walk considering the club was pretty full on a Friday night.

I agree that the no alcohol thing was disappointing, but it turned out the bar directly next door to the club was really cheap and they let us in and out all night so that was good.

I didnt buy any dances but I still liked it. What's the point of buying dances? I dont fully understand that. Its like going to see a movie and paying to watch another movie privately in a tiny room alone? Confusing.

2
★★★★☆

Pretty good club! Its up on the northside in the middle of the Muslim neighborhood so there's not a lot of places similar to this in the area [kind of a weird location for it, but an all around safe neighborhood so no big deal]

I didn't wanna use the valet so I parked on the street - street parking wasnt bad. I mean it was not a long walk considering the club was pretty full on a Friday night.

I agree that the no alcohol thing was disappointing, but it turned out the bar directly next door to the club was really cheap and they let us in and out all night so that was good.

I didnt buy any dances but I still liked it. What's the point of buying dances? I dont fully understand that. Its like going to see a movie and paying to watch another movie privately in a tiny room alone? Confusing.

Pros: Totally awesome!

Cons: its not cheap

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I went in here recently with my boyfriend on a Tuesday because we heard it was "Totally Free Tuesdays'. It wasn't totally free, but we werent' charged a cover so that was very awesome! I loved the place - its really cool looking inside. Its kind of like something out of a movie - I kept expecting to see Frank Sinatra walking around [but I didnt]. I have never been to this kind of a club before, but I was really impressed. Highly entertaining.

2
★★★★★

I went in here recently with my boyfriend on a Tuesday because we heard it was "Totally Free Tuesdays'. It wasn't totally free, but we werent' charged a cover so that was very awesome! I loved the place - its really cool looking inside. Its kind of like something out of a movie - I kept expecting to see Frank Sinatra walking around [but I didnt]. I have never been to this kind of a club before, but I was really impressed. Highly entertaining.

Pros: Lots of pretty girls

Cons: Guys here are not as pretty

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An old beautiful theater restored as an adult entertainment venue. The girls here are very hot and the staff is really friendly. Prices are more than fair and the girls are beyond amazing. I've been to a few of the adult nightclubs in Chicago and this one is the only one I'd even bother reviewing because it offers a lot more than the average ....... They have an adult boutique, a bar next door [cheap drinks are always cool] and the space is gigantic. Most people who visit here don't even get to see what the whole club looks like.

2
★★★★★

An old beautiful theater restored as an adult entertainment venue. The girls here are very hot and the staff is really friendly. Prices are more than fair and the girls are beyond amazing. I've been to a few of the adult nightclubs in Chicago and this one is the only one I'd even bother reviewing because it offers a lot more than the average ....... They have an adult boutique, a bar next door [cheap drinks are always cool] and the space is gigantic. Most people who visit here don't even get to see what the whole club looks like.

Pros: Best adult club in Chicago

Cons: This is the only location - not a chain

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Dude! Admiral Theatre! That's what's up, dude! Best club in Chicago - cause they got a lotta hot girls in here, ya know? I like it a lot - the people that work here are really really really nice - like really nice - ya know what I mean? I am always going here after the game cause they give you half price with a Cubs ticket stub! Sweet! And it's free on Tuesdays now. No charge - Ill be there tonight for sure.

2
★★★★★

Dude! Admiral Theatre! That's what's up, dude! Best club in Chicago - cause they got a lotta hot girls in here, ya know? I like it a lot - the people that work here are really really really nice - like really nice - ya know what I mean? I am always going here after the game cause they give you half price with a Cubs ticket stub! Sweet! And it's free on Tuesdays now. No charge - Ill be there tonight for sure.

Pros: Its filled with Hot chicks

Cons: Its not free

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I realize this isn't the kind of theater or show I normally review - that being said this is a great place to be entertained! Its not your typical historical theater ....all though it is one of the great historic theaters of North America - No kidding! A strip club! Check them out on the cinema treasures website...

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Okay now that I got my nerdy film rehtoric done with - here's my actual review...

Its a beautiful building that has been restored and looks pretty fantastic. Lots of pretty girls inside [customers too!], open very late [ 6 or 7 am? ] You have to see this place to really understand why its so much nicer than other strip clubs. I guess what it really boils down to is this...if you wanna see hot undressed chicks but you dont wanna feel like a creep bag while you're doing it then check this place out.

2
★★★★★

I realize this isn't the kind of theater or show I normally review - that being said this is a great place to be entertained! Its not your typical historical theater ....all though it is one of the great historic theaters of North America - No kidding! A strip club! Check them out on the cinema treasures website...

w ww . cinematreasures . o r g / theater 974 /

Okay now that I got my nerdy film rehtoric done with - here's my actual review...

Its a beautiful building that has been restored and looks pretty fantastic. Lots of pretty girls inside [customers too!], open very late [ 6 or 7 am? ] You have to see this place to really understand why its so much nicer than other strip clubs. I guess what it really boils down to is this...if you wanna see hot undressed chicks but you dont wanna feel like a creep bag while you're doing it then check this place out.

Pros: Gorgeous theater with gorgeous girls

Cons: Not for kids what so ever

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I love the Admiral Theater. Anyone who makes fun of this place or gives it a bad review is either lame or just wants people to think they are to cool for a 'gentleman's club' . Get over it - its a great spot to hang out compared to the other ones in town [VIPs, Pink Monkey, etc]

Bottom line: this is the only "gentleman's club" in Chicago that a female customer should ever visit. [My humble opinion]

2
★★★★★

I love the Admiral Theater. Anyone who makes fun of this place or gives it a bad review is either lame or just wants people to think they are to cool for a 'gentleman's club' . Get over it - its a great spot to hang out compared to the other ones in town [VIPs, Pink Monkey, etc]

Bottom line: this is the only "gentleman's club" in Chicago that a female customer should ever visit. [My humble opinion]

Pros: My favorite adult club

Cons: Wish they were open more

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This is an all around great club. Its not very expensive for a adult club and you can stay there all night for one low entry price. They are a huge club, its pretty fancy inside and they stay open till 6 am so you know it's a good deal if you think about it that way. I am always going in here whenever me and my buddies go fishing all day and then need a spot to chill out afterward. Lots of hot girls - lots of cheap drinks in the bar they have next door. All around - good entertainment for men [or ladies, if you like hot chicks]

My favorite adult club

2
★★★★★

This is an all around great club. Its not very expensive for a adult club and you can stay there all night for one low entry price. They are a huge club, its pretty fancy inside and they stay open till 6 am so you know it's a good deal if you think about it that way. I am always going in here whenever me and my buddies go fishing all day and then need a spot to chill out afterward. Lots of hot girls - lots of cheap drinks in the bar they have next door. All around - good entertainment for men [or ladies, if you like hot chicks]

My favorite adult club

Pros: Tons of hot chicks

Cons: No southside location

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I like this place - but I'm an adult so I am allowed to like it. I go in here sometimes on Fridays after work with my buddies and spend some dough on the girls. Its good clean fun and its always a party in there. I like how its a very big classy joint but they still manage to keep an inviting atmosphere to the place. If you're gonna goto a strip club in Chicago this is best choice. [I am pretty sure they are the only club in the city where the girls get completely undressed]

2
★★★★★

I like this place - but I'm an adult so I am allowed to like it. I go in here sometimes on Fridays after work with my buddies and spend some dough on the girls. Its good clean fun and its always a party in there. I like how its a very big classy joint but they still manage to keep an inviting atmosphere to the place. If you're gonna goto a strip club in Chicago this is best choice. [I am pretty sure they are the only club in the city where the girls get completely undressed]

Pros: Amazing looking girls, Not expensive

Cons: Its not for kids

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Dude, yes! I get to write a review for the admiral theatre which is awesome cause I love this place. Its like the only real strip club in Chicago cause its the only one that actually has chicks with no clothes on. Plus - the place is freaking huge! its a giant place with hundreds of hot babes running around in lingerie and stuff. its totally crazy! you gotta go see it!

its pretty cheap too - i dont drive but its near a train and two big buses so its pretty easy for me to get there. When i go in I always like to sit at the stage and tip all the girls because then they are nicer to you! this place is also open until way after the bars close which is cool cause when i get drunk i never have anything to do after wards.

2
★★★★★

Dude, yes! I get to write a review for the admiral theatre which is awesome cause I love this place. Its like the only real strip club in Chicago cause its the only one that actually has chicks with no clothes on. Plus - the place is freaking huge! its a giant place with hundreds of hot babes running around in lingerie and stuff. its totally crazy! you gotta go see it!

its pretty cheap too - i dont drive but its near a train and two big buses so its pretty easy for me to get there. When i go in I always like to sit at the stage and tip all the girls because then they are nicer to you! this place is also open until way after the bars close which is cool cause when i get drunk i never have anything to do after wards.

Pros: Its the best strip club in town

Cons: They aren't at my house all the time

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Yes! Believe it or not my girlfriends and I love the Admiral ! In the summer time our husbands come downtown for baseball games and we go shopping. After that we all meet up for drinks, dinner and the Admiral!

The club is really flashy looking like something out of a movie. It reminds me of Hollywood or South Beach because it looks old and classic, but very clean and everything is well taken care of. They have a huge show room and a bar next door that you can go in and out of to get drinks. We love it!

Its so much fun to see my husband get turned on by other girls - then we go home and have fun! Try it, ladies! 5 stars for sure!

2
★★★★★

Yes! Believe it or not my girlfriends and I love the Admiral ! In the summer time our husbands come downtown for baseball games and we go shopping. After that we all meet up for drinks, dinner and the Admiral!

The club is really flashy looking like something out of a movie. It reminds me of Hollywood or South Beach because it looks old and classic, but very clean and everything is well taken care of. They have a huge show room and a bar next door that you can go in and out of to get drinks. We love it!

Its so much fun to see my husband get turned on by other girls - then we go home and have fun! Try it, ladies! 5 stars for sure!

Pros: Open till 6 am, fully undressed

Cons: Only one location

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I am a female and I am a heterosexual, so let me start by saying that until I came here I'd never even considered going to a strip club [especially not one with girls!]

When one of my best girl friends talked me into going out with her and her friends from work I couldn't believe they wanted to go here.

I am going to be honest with you - I was really scared at first! But as soon as I showed up I was quickly impressed! When we pulled up out hot guy in a sharp suit opened my door and helped me out of my car. A valet parked the car for us and I got my first look at the outside of the theatre. Beaitfull! A tall white building lit up with colored lights and amazing architecture!

We went inside and I saw the lobby of the building: gorgeous. High quality persian murals covered the 3 story tall walls. It looks like a palace inside! Nothing at all like what a strip club looks like in movies/tv.

We went inside the main room of the club and saw the stage and all the people. It was a party inside and everyone was sooooo cool! All the girls had on really hot cocktail dresses or ball gowns. They looked really hot! Lots of people everywhere, but even though it was so crowded it was really easy to get comfortable. Big soft velvet chairs and every little nook and cranny of the club is a different place to hang out and talk to people. The music was awesome too! We went in on a Sunday night and they were playing all kinds of awesome club music and songs I actually like!

After we watched the show for a while and my girlfriends and I got dances we went to the bar they have next door where I met a hot guy and the rest of the story tells its self ;-)

I'll be going back for sure!

2
★★★★★

I am a female and I am a heterosexual, so let me start by saying that until I came here I'd never even considered going to a strip club [especially not one with girls!]

When one of my best girl friends talked me into going out with her and her friends from work I couldn't believe they wanted to go here.

I am going to be honest with you - I was really scared at first! But as soon as I showed up I was quickly impressed! When we pulled up out hot guy in a sharp suit opened my door and helped me out of my car. A valet parked the car for us and I got my first look at the outside of the theatre. Beaitfull! A tall white building lit up with colored lights and amazing architecture!

We went inside and I saw the lobby of the building: gorgeous. High quality persian murals covered the 3 story tall walls. It looks like a palace inside! Nothing at all like what a strip club looks like in movies/tv.

We went inside the main room of the club and saw the stage and all the people. It was a party inside and everyone was sooooo cool! All the girls had on really hot cocktail dresses or ball gowns. They looked really hot! Lots of people everywhere, but even though it was so crowded it was really easy to get comfortable. Big soft velvet chairs and every little nook and cranny of the club is a different place to hang out and talk to people. The music was awesome too! We went in on a Sunday night and they were playing all kinds of awesome club music and songs I actually like!

After we watched the show for a while and my girlfriends and I got dances we went to the bar they have next door where I met a hot guy and the rest of the story tells its self ;-)

I'll be going back for sure!

Pros: Unbelievable entertainment for adults

Cons: I wish I knew about them sooner

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If you've ever been to a gentlemans club before you know there are really only two kinds of stip club establishments - big corporate chains and creepy, dirty indipendently owned clubs. This place is neither of this - amazingly!

The place is really big and really clean. It's an old theater house that has been remodeled to look like something out of a Cary Grant film. Very fancy design and classy look to it gives it the feel of a classic Vegas style showgirls revue.

The service is amazing, the prices are suprisingly low [about 20 bucks to get in and only 10 for a dance! nice!]

They valet, they have a bar next door with cheap drinks and the club has many floors so if you get tired of the main show room you can always go hang out upstairs or in the adult boutique located near the lobby behind the box office. [Like I said, its a big place!]

They book a lot of famous adult film stars and feature acts so if you check their website you may find that they have some upcoming show or special event that really appeals to you. I don't know the exact address for their website, but you can just google them.

Compared to the other clubs in Chicago, this place is leeps and bounds ahead of the competition. They are the only club in Chicago that shows girls fully undressed and the easy access to the very cheap bar next door makes this place a great spot to hang out 7 nights a week.

I also heard they don't close till 6 am? Crazy!

2
★★★★★

If you've ever been to a gentlemans club before you know there are really only two kinds of stip club establishments - big corporate chains and creepy, dirty indipendently owned clubs. This place is neither of this - amazingly!

The place is really big and really clean. It's an old theater house that has been remodeled to look like something out of a Cary Grant film. Very fancy design and classy look to it gives it the feel of a classic Vegas style showgirls revue.

The service is amazing, the prices are suprisingly low [about 20 bucks to get in and only 10 for a dance! nice!]

They valet, they have a bar next door with cheap drinks and the club has many floors so if you get tired of the main show room you can always go hang out upstairs or in the adult boutique located near the lobby behind the box office. [Like I said, its a big place!]

They book a lot of famous adult film stars and feature acts so if you check their website you may find that they have some upcoming show or special event that really appeals to you. I don't know the exact address for their website, but you can just google them.

Compared to the other clubs in Chicago, this place is leeps and bounds ahead of the competition. They are the only club in Chicago that shows girls fully undressed and the easy access to the very cheap bar next door makes this place a great spot to hang out 7 nights a week.

I also heard they don't close till 6 am? Crazy!

Pros: Its the only gentleman's club in Chicago worth seeing

Cons: Only one location

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If you like strip clubs [which I do] this is the only real one in Chicago. [The other clubs feature girls in pasties or bikinis - not really strip clubs]

I love the space! Its huge - very classy, like a real Vegas style theater. Great place to take a co worker or client because its looks REALLY nice inside.

Apparently it's an old Vaudville style theater from the early 20th centure that has been taken care of properly and it shows.

I've been there many times - the club employees dozens of amazing showgirls - I see many different girls every time I go. They are really good about keeping a variety of women in there so it never seams like you're getting the same thing twice.

Great service - really friendly staff. They have a bar right next door where the drinks are CHEAP [I love pay $3 for a beer!] They let you go in and out of the club to access the bar as much as you want, which is really nice and since they don't close till 6 am 7 nights a week, its pretty much the only place to go after the bars and clubs close.

Totally worth seeing! 5 stars for sure

2
★★★★★

If you like strip clubs [which I do] this is the only real one in Chicago. [The other clubs feature girls in pasties or bikinis - not really strip clubs]

I love the space! Its huge - very classy, like a real Vegas style theater. Great place to take a co worker or client because its looks REALLY nice inside.

Apparently it's an old Vaudville style theater from the early 20th centure that has been taken care of properly and it shows.

I've been there many times - the club employees dozens of amazing showgirls - I see many different girls every time I go. They are really good about keeping a variety of women in there so it never seams like you're getting the same thing twice.

Great service - really friendly staff. They have a bar right next door where the drinks are CHEAP [I love pay $3 for a beer!] They let you go in and out of the club to access the bar as much as you want, which is really nice and since they don't close till 6 am 7 nights a week, its pretty much the only place to go after the bars and clubs close.

Totally worth seeing! 5 stars for sure

Pros: Gorgeous girls wearing nothing

Cons: Not closer to my house

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This place is great. It was my friend's birthday last night and so we decided to check this place out. It was great. They treated us very well from the time we walked in the door to the time we left. The dancers were for the most part very attractive. Oh Mighty ISIS is one of the best - With it being 3 women I didn't expect to feel so comfortable and welcomed - but they made us feel totally comfortable - the entire staff actually was great.

2
★★★★☆

This place is great. It was my friend's birthday last night and so we decided to check this place out. It was great. They treated us very well from the time we walked in the door to the time we left. The dancers were for the most part very attractive. Oh Mighty ISIS is one of the best - With it being 3 women I didn't expect to feel so comfortable and welcomed - but they made us feel totally comfortable - the entire staff actually was great.

Pros: Hot girls, nice staff

Cons: None

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The Admiral was the first place I went when I turned 18. It is a chicago institution. They don't serve any booze but there is a bar next door where I can get a shot and a beer for under $5 instead of paying $20 for the same thing at other clubs in town. The girls are younger than in the other clubs and lap dances are cheap. $10.

2
★★★★☆

The Admiral was the first place I went when I turned 18. It is a chicago institution. They don't serve any booze but there is a bar next door where I can get a shot and a beer for under $5 instead of paying $20 for the same thing at other clubs in town. The girls are younger than in the other clubs and lap dances are cheap. $10.

Pros: Cheap beer next door

Cons: No booze

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What kind of strip club does not allow drinking? Also I think I got crabs from one of the scummy prostitutes who work there. She had a bu$h as big as my beard! I also think she had herpes.. gross! If you like watching fat hairy chicks with stds dance around while you are sober than this place might be for you!

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★☆☆☆☆

What kind of strip club does not allow drinking? Also I think I got crabs from one of the scummy prostitutes who work there. She had a bu$h as big as my beard! I also think she had herpes.. gross! If you like watching fat hairy chicks with stds dance around while you are sober than this place might be for you!

Cons: Fat hairy slobs who spread their std filled cooters all over you

 

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