Guilford Pools

★★★★☆
Dream pool specialists.
  • 7064 Auction Rd

    High Point, NC 27263

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  • 336-885-5339

About Guilford Pools

Hours
Mon-Fri 9am-5pm, Sat 10am-2pm
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Obviously there is life living on other planets. I know this as in the middle of the night they landed on my property, left their space ship, and took up residence in my pool. YES...I woke to find that I had been invaded by the dreaded GREEN SLIME (insert music da da daaaa)

After finding that they were immune to my heat ray gun I had only one option...bring in the heavy artilary. That's when I called Guilford Pools. The furrow on their brow told me what they were afraid to...that this was a serious situation...one that could have horrifying interplanatery repercussions. Fortunately for all of us, the guys had some special Martian Slime killing chemicals in their cleverly disguised white truck. They eliminated the threat of Martian invasion, made the water in my pool crystal clear with no sign of the now deceased aliens, and left without drawing attention to themselves. A big thank you to Guilford Pools for making the world safer for all of us. :)

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★★★★☆

Obviously there is life living on other planets. I know this as in the middle of the night they landed on my property, left their space ship, and took up residence in my pool. YES...I woke to find that I had been invaded by the dreaded GREEN SLIME (insert music da da daaaa)

After finding that they were immune to my heat ray gun I had only one option...bring in the heavy artilary. That's when I called Guilford Pools. The furrow on their brow told me what they were afraid to...that this was a serious situation...one that could have horrifying interplanatery repercussions. Fortunately for all of us, the guys had some special Martian Slime killing chemicals in their cleverly disguised white truck. They eliminated the threat of Martian invasion, made the water in my pool crystal clear with no sign of the now deceased aliens, and left without drawing attention to themselves. A big thank you to Guilford Pools for making the world safer for all of us. :)

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