Middletown Harmony Bowl

★★★★☆
  • 1815 NJ-35

    Middletown, NJ 07748

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  • 732-671-2100

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I took my girlfriend here on one of our first dates, I don't have a lot of money and figured this would be the cheapest way to shut this girls up while making myself look less cheap. Turns out this place has those halogen bulbs from the 70's that give you cancer, but it worked out cause this girl looked like 4 times hotter in that light. the whole place is run down and awful, so you don't have to try and they can't tell if you write obscenities and dicks on the furniture. the place also is NEVER busy, so now, if I'm ever looking for a place for a quickie i know i can spend twenty dollars for some privacy and after try to throw a ball into a sign. great experience if you have little to no standards. classic middletown.

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★★★★★

I took my girlfriend here on one of our first dates, I don't have a lot of money and figured this would be the cheapest way to shut this girls up while making myself look less cheap. Turns out this place has those halogen bulbs from the 70's that give you cancer, but it worked out cause this girl looked like 4 times hotter in that light. the whole place is run down and awful, so you don't have to try and they can't tell if you write obscenities and dicks on the furniture. the place also is NEVER busy, so now, if I'm ever looking for a place for a quickie i know i can spend twenty dollars for some privacy and after try to throw a ball into a sign. great experience if you have little to no standards. classic middletown.

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It's old-school charming and oozes nostalgia, but it is the best of both worlds- they do have a computerized scoring system so you don't have to strain your brain on the math, and you can concentrate on your game. If you are into duckpin bowling, or if you are curious and new, this is a great place to learn. Just play hooky for an afternoon-- you will most likely get this place to yourself. I did just that and had a blast. This is duckpin bowling at its finest!

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★★★★★

It's old-school charming and oozes nostalgia, but it is the best of both worlds- they do have a computerized scoring system so you don't have to strain your brain on the math, and you can concentrate on your game. If you are into duckpin bowling, or if you are curious and new, this is a great place to learn. Just play hooky for an afternoon-- you will most likely get this place to yourself. I did just that and had a blast. This is duckpin bowling at its finest!

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Do not believe the first two emails. They are so not true. We had a party there for my son. The price was very costly, so we expected the place to be nice. NOT. The bathrooms where a mess, obviously not cleaned regularly. The staff could care less if you have a problem with finding a ball for one of the children or are having trouble with using the equipment. NOT WORTH THE MONEY, NO HOW, NO WAY. We spent around $250 for what turned out to be 90 min. I felt like giving them $150, telling them to go scratch and taking the party to Pizza Hut for the rest of the time.

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★★☆☆☆

Do not believe the first two emails. They are so not true. We had a party there for my son. The price was very costly, so we expected the place to be nice. NOT. The bathrooms where a mess, obviously not cleaned regularly. The staff could care less if you have a problem with finding a ball for one of the children or are having trouble with using the equipment. NOT WORTH THE MONEY, NO HOW, NO WAY. We spent around $250 for what turned out to be 90 min. I felt like giving them $150, telling them to go scratch and taking the party to Pizza Hut for the rest of the time.

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i come here all the time. its a lot of fun watching them roast their ducks on friday nights. me and my friends come here every friday night just to watch it. On saturdays they have half priced floral shirts and i love to wear them. They allow us to go on the lane and have some fun if you know what I mean. If you go to the bathroom, beware some immature girl to come infront of your stall and dance. Yeah.. to the person who did that---don't think I dont know it was you! Infront of the bathroom is lockers. If there is one open, hop in and enjoy locker land. The people who work there are like family. Greeting you everytime with a smile and a wink. Its loads of fun to come here. The only bad part about it is that they sell every kinda chinese food except egg rolls. That sucks egg rolls--no duck sauce. To sum it up, harmony bowl is a fantastic place---fun atmosphere, its almost as sweet as almond cookies

5
★★★★★

i come here all the time. its a lot of fun watching them roast their ducks on friday nights. me and my friends come here every friday night just to watch it. On saturdays they have half priced floral shirts and i love to wear them. They allow us to go on the lane and have some fun if you know what I mean. If you go to the bathroom, beware some immature girl to come infront of your stall and dance. Yeah.. to the person who did that---don't think I dont know it was you! Infront of the bathroom is lockers. If there is one open, hop in and enjoy locker land. The people who work there are like family. Greeting you everytime with a smile and a wink. Its loads of fun to come here. The only bad part about it is that they sell every kinda chinese food except egg rolls. That sucks egg rolls--no duck sauce. To sum it up, harmony bowl is a fantastic place---fun atmosphere, its almost as sweet as almond cookies

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I work at Harmony Bowl, it the best bowling place ever. We play hip music and wear hip clothing. Our lanes very clean, cleaned every hour on the hour. Our chinese resturant have top quality food and is very cheap. Our snack bar very fast, clean, and fresh! We have beautiful view of highway and everyone enjoys the bowling here! The only thing if I need to clean lane you in, I will make you move or hurry up. This why Harmony Bowl best bowl place ever!!!!

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★★★★★

I work at Harmony Bowl, it the best bowling place ever. We play hip music and wear hip clothing. Our lanes very clean, cleaned every hour on the hour. Our chinese resturant have top quality food and is very cheap. Our snack bar very fast, clean, and fresh! We have beautiful view of highway and everyone enjoys the bowling here! The only thing if I need to clean lane you in, I will make you move or hurry up. This why Harmony Bowl best bowl place ever!!!!

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Harmony is in a great location on 35 North. Easy parking, that is about all that is good. We are not professional bowler types so fun is most important to us when we go bowling - Harmony is not the place to go if you want a fun environment. They seem to be in the lane rental business: here is your lane number, pay this much money and NEXT.
Another bowler told us that Harmony has alot of school leagues so they don't care out recreational bowlers.
Their prices are average, the center is clean, they have a chinese restaurant in the building [not great] and their customer service SUCKS. Bowling ends around 10 pm [weekday] and they just turn out the lights, no warning, no nothing..... Just give us back the shoes and get out.

PROS: Good Location
CONS: Very Depressing

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★★☆☆☆

Harmony is in a great location on 35 North. Easy parking, that is about all that is good. We are not professional bowler types so fun is most important to us when we go bowling - Harmony is not the place to go if you want a fun environment. They seem to be in the lane rental business: here is your lane number, pay this much money and NEXT.
Another bowler told us that Harmony has alot of school leagues so they don't care out recreational bowlers.
Their prices are average, the center is clean, they have a chinese restaurant in the building [not great] and their customer service SUCKS. Bowling ends around 10 pm [weekday] and they just turn out the lights, no warning, no nothing..... Just give us back the shoes and get out.

PROS: Good Location
CONS: Very Depressing

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I read the good review here and decided to check this place out.We arrived on a Friday night, expecting "Cosmic Bowling" - they do not have any such thing. The review I read said they have smoke machine - NOT. FUN 80's music? - NOT. Theses people play the radio, commercials and all. At 10pm we were told to bowl faster because they were closing soon. We were going to get some Chinese takeout from their "kitchen" but one of the employees told us to save our money and eat at a real restaurant. Overall, Harmony was the most unfriendly and depressing bowling night we have ever had.We wound up going to Memory Bowling in Red Bank - that place is a guaranteed good time.
The two reviews by Lisa D. and Lisa H. are obvious fakes to drive business to this place. Watch out.

PROS: easy to get to
CONS: unfriendly, close early, generally depressing

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★☆☆☆☆

I read the good review here and decided to check this place out.We arrived on a Friday night, expecting "Cosmic Bowling" - they do not have any such thing. The review I read said they have smoke machine - NOT. FUN 80's music? - NOT. Theses people play the radio, commercials and all. At 10pm we were told to bowl faster because they were closing soon. We were going to get some Chinese takeout from their "kitchen" but one of the employees told us to save our money and eat at a real restaurant. Overall, Harmony was the most unfriendly and depressing bowling night we have ever had.We wound up going to Memory Bowling in Red Bank - that place is a guaranteed good time.
The two reviews by Lisa D. and Lisa H. are obvious fakes to drive business to this place. Watch out.

PROS: easy to get to
CONS: unfriendly, close early, generally depressing

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Middletown Bowl is a lot of fun for the whole family - everyone always loves to go bowling. They have a lot of lanes, and the balls range from 4/5 pounds to 12/13 pounds, so even the kids can bowl. The snack bar has some tasty things but order early - it takes such a long time.

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★★★★☆

Middletown Bowl is a lot of fun for the whole family - everyone always loves to go bowling. They have a lot of lanes, and the balls range from 4/5 pounds to 12/13 pounds, so even the kids can bowl. The snack bar has some tasty things but order early - it takes such a long time.

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Middletown Harmony Bowl on Route 35 is a fun bowling alley for anytime, but especially at night. They have 'cosmic bowling' and its so much fun. Turn the lights off, put on the dry ice machine and everything glows in the dark! So much fun! Plus they play all the funky 80s music from my youth. Prices are real good and the snack bar has fresh nachos with HOT cheese sauce. YUM!

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★★★★☆

Middletown Harmony Bowl on Route 35 is a fun bowling alley for anytime, but especially at night. They have 'cosmic bowling' and its so much fun. Turn the lights off, put on the dry ice machine and everything glows in the dark! So much fun! Plus they play all the funky 80s music from my youth. Prices are real good and the snack bar has fresh nachos with HOT cheese sauce. YUM!

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Middletown Harmony Bowl on Route 35 is a fun bowling alley for anytime, but especially at night. They have 'cosmic bowling' and its so much fun. Turn the lights off, put on the dry ice machine and everything glows in the dark! So much fun!

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★★★★☆

Middletown Harmony Bowl on Route 35 is a fun bowling alley for anytime, but especially at night. They have 'cosmic bowling' and its so much fun. Turn the lights off, put on the dry ice machine and everything glows in the dark! So much fun!

 

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