Alpine Restaurant

★★★☆☆

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I have been there a couple of times with my boyfriend, and could not help but notice that is it the worst customer experience in Syracuse as far as the strip club scene in cuse goes. Oh sure, it would be great to work there, with a huge open floor, many bouncers, and no real nudity. An outrageous cover/drink requirement combo sees that even the girls standing against the wall with their arms folded get a salary.

Each time I go there, I am not greeted warmly, but rather with a terse, "ID?!" Why yes sir, I AM paying to get into this establishment, how kind of you to not invite me in.

The bar girl is awesome. She can't help the prices so I tip well. She has the toughest job in the joint and does it very well.

To set the scene: There are a couple (2 maybe 3) stages with girls dancing. Some girls can really dance. There is NO NUDITY, so prepare for a lot of fluff and show, and no big reveal. I hate this scheisse law (no nudity where alcohol is served). They even wear pasties so you won't get to see nipple either. Where is a strip club that I can go to that is PG-13 minus the alcohol? Oh, The Alpine.

Being a woman, I got my fair share of looks, especially on a weeknight. Dancers would make eye contact and immediately look away. Some dancers who were working had their arms folded (don't they know this is a huge $$ detractor?) and their weight on one foot, looking bored. HUUUGE turn off and I sensed that they had no desire to get tipped that evening. Do I have to flash a $100 bill to get you ask me if I want a dance with my BF?

We watched one GORGEOUS blonde on stage "dance" and by dance I mean the grinding we did in high school dances mixed with some electronica music. She had no tattoos which was a rarity, and her stomach wasn't hacked to hell. However she was half-assing it and not getting into the audience very much. Again, a beautiful specimen of the human female and she had to remain clothed.

We were not approached for a dance once in the time we were there, and that has never happened to us at a strip club.
HOW LAME

Following this lack of service/entertainment, we left there there to go to either Lookers (full nude, best strip joint in Cuse which says very little; Syracuse has gone to the dogs as far as nightlife goes), or Bada Bing. Bada Bing staff isn't as glamorous but they also don't act so standoffish as they do at Alpine.

So if you're a dancer, go work at Alpine. If you're looking for entertainment, friends, fun, T&A (and pussy) go elsewhere because you won't get it at the Alpine "lodge" (brown paneling and brown diner chairs, a lodge does not one make)

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★☆☆☆☆

I have been there a couple of times with my boyfriend, and could not help but notice that is it the worst customer experience in Syracuse as far as the strip club scene in cuse goes. Oh sure, it would be great to work there, with a huge open floor, many bouncers, and no real nudity. An outrageous cover/drink requirement combo sees that even the girls standing against the wall with their arms folded get a salary.

Each time I go there, I am not greeted warmly, but rather with a terse, "ID?!" Why yes sir, I AM paying to get into this establishment, how kind of you to not invite me in.

The bar girl is awesome. She can't help the prices so I tip well. She has the toughest job in the joint and does it very well.

To set the scene: There are a couple (2 maybe 3) stages with girls dancing. Some girls can really dance. There is NO NUDITY, so prepare for a lot of fluff and show, and no big reveal. I hate this scheisse law (no nudity where alcohol is served). They even wear pasties so you won't get to see nipple either. Where is a strip club that I can go to that is PG-13 minus the alcohol? Oh, The Alpine.

Being a woman, I got my fair share of looks, especially on a weeknight. Dancers would make eye contact and immediately look away. Some dancers who were working had their arms folded (don't they know this is a huge $$ detractor?) and their weight on one foot, looking bored. HUUUGE turn off and I sensed that they had no desire to get tipped that evening. Do I have to flash a $100 bill to get you ask me if I want a dance with my BF?

We watched one GORGEOUS blonde on stage "dance" and by dance I mean the grinding we did in high school dances mixed with some electronica music. She had no tattoos which was a rarity, and her stomach wasn't hacked to hell. However she was half-assing it and not getting into the audience very much. Again, a beautiful specimen of the human female and she had to remain clothed.

We were not approached for a dance once in the time we were there, and that has never happened to us at a strip club.
HOW LAME

Following this lack of service/entertainment, we left there there to go to either Lookers (full nude, best strip joint in Cuse which says very little; Syracuse has gone to the dogs as far as nightlife goes), or Bada Bing. Bada Bing staff isn't as glamorous but they also don't act so standoffish as they do at Alpine.

So if you're a dancer, go work at Alpine. If you're looking for entertainment, friends, fun, T&A (and pussy) go elsewhere because you won't get it at the Alpine "lodge" (brown paneling and brown diner chairs, a lodge does not one make)

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I've visited this club several times while on business in the Syracuse area, and it has never failed to disappoint! This club is topless only, however they serve beer in addition to a great variety of liquors, cogniacs, vodkas, etc! Very good selection compared to other topless clubs in Syracuse! A+ for beer/wine/liquor selection.

Next are the girls. Nearly all these girls will, after they dance on stage, sit and talk with you if you're interested. These girls will NOT nag you, unless you're sitting in row #1 on stage. Of course you should tip if you're in row #1. Come on, that's only etiquette. There are about 12 seats around the bar..and about 20 seats viewing the stage. These girls will gladly accept a drink (if they're 21) from you, and sit and chew the fat if you've got good conversation skills, and your breath doesn't smell! These girls are the best! Of course, there is the occasional overweight one, or one that has too many tattoos, but that's everywhere. I give the girls a B+

Next is the cover charge. Some clubs charge $15 entry. Some charge $10 entry. This place? ONLY $3 entry. That's an A+

Lastly, you won't worry about your car being broken into, or stolen. There is ample parking, and if you get the munchies like I do, right across the street is a nice italian (pizza) place! What more can you ask for? Great booze, great girls, and great eats!

This is my favorite place on a Fri or Sat night when I'm in town for business! Highly recommended!

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★★★★☆

I've visited this club several times while on business in the Syracuse area, and it has never failed to disappoint! This club is topless only, however they serve beer in addition to a great variety of liquors, cogniacs, vodkas, etc! Very good selection compared to other topless clubs in Syracuse! A+ for beer/wine/liquor selection.

Next are the girls. Nearly all these girls will, after they dance on stage, sit and talk with you if you're interested. These girls will NOT nag you, unless you're sitting in row #1 on stage. Of course you should tip if you're in row #1. Come on, that's only etiquette. There are about 12 seats around the bar..and about 20 seats viewing the stage. These girls will gladly accept a drink (if they're 21) from you, and sit and chew the fat if you've got good conversation skills, and your breath doesn't smell! These girls are the best! Of course, there is the occasional overweight one, or one that has too many tattoos, but that's everywhere. I give the girls a B+

Next is the cover charge. Some clubs charge $15 entry. Some charge $10 entry. This place? ONLY $3 entry. That's an A+

Lastly, you won't worry about your car being broken into, or stolen. There is ample parking, and if you get the munchies like I do, right across the street is a nice italian (pizza) place! What more can you ask for? Great booze, great girls, and great eats!

This is my favorite place on a Fri or Sat night when I'm in town for business! Highly recommended!

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First, let me say, yes, I am a woman reviewing a topless club for men. My sister worked there as a waitress and, as such, I would go down and see her from time to time and got to know some of the people there.

The club is tiny...VERY small. It is very hot as well due to poor ventilation. They have a small bar and tables and chairs. Usually people stand as they can't get a seat if it is busy. They have a main stage and a side stage.

The girls are topless only, not nude. They range from beautiful to average looking. All work hard and there is a lot of variety for all. The dancers do come down to dance in the crowd and collect tips.

They have a VIP room where, for a fee, a man (or woman) can go alone into the room and get a private lap dance. Form the small amount I saw, there was nothing inappropriate going on in there (by law).

The drinks are through the roof expensive and there are many regulars who seem to be there all the time. The owners are gruff and loud and sometimes cause a spectacle yelling at a dancer or barmaid/waitress.

Don't go NEAR the restrooms. They are really in bad shape. The women's is in with the dancer's changing area and shared with the dancers and is a small hole in the wall with all sorts of beauty supplies around. Obviously not many women use it besides the dancers. My husband says the restroom for men is dreadful.

The club is intimate and the dancers do know most of the patrons. Women and couples are welcome and I have seen women getting lap dances and being danced for in the crowd.

The dancers a bit pushy, wanting those tips and will bug a guy until he pays up even if he isn't interested.

This is one of the few topless (not nude) bars around and it's fairly classy as far as the rules and sticking to them. The girls work hard and some can really dance. If I were to have my husband got to any club in the area of this sort, this would be it. It's less "nasty" than the rest.

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★★★☆☆

First, let me say, yes, I am a woman reviewing a topless club for men. My sister worked there as a waitress and, as such, I would go down and see her from time to time and got to know some of the people there.

The club is tiny...VERY small. It is very hot as well due to poor ventilation. They have a small bar and tables and chairs. Usually people stand as they can't get a seat if it is busy. They have a main stage and a side stage.

The girls are topless only, not nude. They range from beautiful to average looking. All work hard and there is a lot of variety for all. The dancers do come down to dance in the crowd and collect tips.

They have a VIP room where, for a fee, a man (or woman) can go alone into the room and get a private lap dance. Form the small amount I saw, there was nothing inappropriate going on in there (by law).

The drinks are through the roof expensive and there are many regulars who seem to be there all the time. The owners are gruff and loud and sometimes cause a spectacle yelling at a dancer or barmaid/waitress.

Don't go NEAR the restrooms. They are really in bad shape. The women's is in with the dancer's changing area and shared with the dancers and is a small hole in the wall with all sorts of beauty supplies around. Obviously not many women use it besides the dancers. My husband says the restroom for men is dreadful.

The club is intimate and the dancers do know most of the patrons. Women and couples are welcome and I have seen women getting lap dances and being danced for in the crowd.

The dancers a bit pushy, wanting those tips and will bug a guy until he pays up even if he isn't interested.

This is one of the few topless (not nude) bars around and it's fairly classy as far as the rules and sticking to them. The girls work hard and some can really dance. If I were to have my husband got to any club in the area of this sort, this would be it. It's less "nasty" than the rest.

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