Tostado's Grill

★★★★★
  • 3500 Eastern Ave

    Cincinnati, OH 45226

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  • 513-871-0212

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Mon-Tue 11am-11pm, Wed-Fri 11am-2am, Sat 12pm-2am

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This place has lots of local color,like neighboorhood thugs selling dope in the parking lot and local vagrants asking for a cigarette or some spare change, and we're not even in the door yet.As we walk in on a friday night for dinner we are completely ignored by the staff who are lounging around by the entrance to the kitchen apparently complaining about how much they hate the clientle.A local drunk is eyeing us while mumbling to himself under his breath and cocking his thumb and forefinger like a gun,shooting presumably at invisible people that account for the voices in his head.Without bothering to seat us herself, the bartender (manager?) begins screaming at the gaggle of languishing staff to seat us, she is sweaty and agitated. Finally we are seated and a cold beer is in order. When it arrives about 15 minutes later it is no longer cold and I am no longer amused. Then the karaoke starts.After several attempts to place an order for food by screaming over the cacophony of drunken frat boy screaming and cursing his way through "Total eclipse of the heart", we decide we probably don't want to eat food here anyway. We apologize to the waitress and pay for our drinks.As we head toward the exit the bartender tells one of the servers to tell the cook to clean vomit from the ladies room as at least one patron has been over-served.(the cook cleans vomit while cooking? how sanitary). Finally we make our way outside to find the rear end of our car has been smashed in by some drunk who left the bar shortly before us. Though there were several witnesses, none got a license plate number. Members of the staff inform us this is a pretty common occurance here. Can't wait to bring my kids to this "family friendly" resturaunt, see you there.

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★★★★★

This place has lots of local color,like neighboorhood thugs selling dope in the parking lot and local vagrants asking for a cigarette or some spare change, and we're not even in the door yet.As we walk in on a friday night for dinner we are completely ignored by the staff who are lounging around by the entrance to the kitchen apparently complaining about how much they hate the clientle.A local drunk is eyeing us while mumbling to himself under his breath and cocking his thumb and forefinger like a gun,shooting presumably at invisible people that account for the voices in his head.Without bothering to seat us herself, the bartender (manager?) begins screaming at the gaggle of languishing staff to seat us, she is sweaty and agitated. Finally we are seated and a cold beer is in order. When it arrives about 15 minutes later it is no longer cold and I am no longer amused. Then the karaoke starts.After several attempts to place an order for food by screaming over the cacophony of drunken frat boy screaming and cursing his way through "Total eclipse of the heart", we decide we probably don't want to eat food here anyway. We apologize to the waitress and pay for our drinks.As we head toward the exit the bartender tells one of the servers to tell the cook to clean vomit from the ladies room as at least one patron has been over-served.(the cook cleans vomit while cooking? how sanitary). Finally we make our way outside to find the rear end of our car has been smashed in by some drunk who left the bar shortly before us. Though there were several witnesses, none got a license plate number. Members of the staff inform us this is a pretty common occurance here. Can't wait to bring my kids to this "family friendly" resturaunt, see you there.

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one of the best experiances ever. We had so much fun. The food was so good. They have the best service in cincinnati and we had so much fun we didn't want to leave. I can't wait to go back.

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one of the best experiances ever. We had so much fun. The food was so good. They have the best service in cincinnati and we had so much fun we didn't want to leave. I can't wait to go back.

PROS: food atmosphere
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