Xtc Cabaret

I have attended every club in Austin more than once and XTC is definitely near the top. The girls are always willing to negotiate in order for you to get away with more. They have pretty decent bodies considering its pretty obvious that most of them have had a kid or two. The VIP is probably the only reason this place is so special. In the regular area you can get away with the occasional nipple licking and spanking, but no other club has a full contact VIP like this. If you are polite/discrete and decent looking/spending, you can convince these girls to do pretty much anything. The last two visits were especially gratifying.
Also for those who complain about paying for parking, there is free parking on the north side of the building. I have never paid for parking and never have any issues.

Pros: Very enthusiastic ladies, Great specials, BYOB

Cons: Sketchy building/location, High cover on Weekends

For my 21st birthday I went to this club and I had a really good time. Some of the girls were a joke and did not look good at all, but there were a select few that were nice. I went with my boyfriend and a couple friends. The girls get really wild and crazy which is fun. I got some lap dances and one girl even pulled down my shirt! She told me that if I felt uncomfortable to just tell her and she would stop! I had a great 21st birthday and I will definently go back again!

Pros: fun, nice girls

Cons: parking fee, high cover charge

I have been to every strip club in austin. This by far is the best one for your money. Granite the place on the outside doens't look that great. When you walk it is not what you would expect when you park. The girls are great and the staff is very friendly and the customer service is amazing. BYOB is a plus! They have dollar dances and good promo days such as friday and tuesday nights. Most of the girls are 10's all the way around but a few just have a great bodies. The DJ on Tuesdays tends to talk in an annoying voice but hey who is really listening to him anyway? lol Im just sayin if you are going to pay to see attractive girls topless you might as well make that dollar stretch and see all fo them! If your gonna tease tease all the way. Its very open some woman go (attractive woman) they aren't stuck up they relax and have a good time and can be just like one of the boys. They have one waitress who is beautiful (wish she was a dancer). I think her name is Ashley you should ask for her when you go she works nights.

Pros: great service, friendly people

Cons: dj's voice and it kinda stinks paying for parking

I have only been to XTC once - and that was because I read it was one of the few clubs in the US that still features fully unclothed dancers. Most of the girls have no problem with showing off their charms up close. And I was lucky enough to find two who were willing to push the envelope of what is allowed in the vIP room. We all had a great time with lots of touching.

Pros: Dancers show all their charms

Cons: No free parking

I went there a few times and i came away with some mixed feelings.

Compared to other strip clubs I've been to this place was WAY TOO SMOKY. When a girl on the main stage would have smoke or steam come out of the stage there was nowhere for it to go so the place was always hazy. How hazy? Well imagine the smoke of a closed kitchen and 25 grills cooking fajitas. The girls were a little pushy, in fact the only time I sat alone for LONGER than 15 seconds was when the girls were taking a break or i ran out of cash. $15 to get in (and you walk past a metal detector to pay the cover), $20 for VIP wristband & $20 per dance in VIP. Some of these girls are desperate and you may have a few of them offer to give you a "Happy Ending" for a certain fee in VIP. Outrageous prices on the sodas they wanted $3.75 for a cup of Coke. The place is also a little stuck up in that after 7pm they only have petite or bony performers. Any performers with a little something extra have to leave by 7pm and that's the rules of the club. So if you like girls that weigh between 80 to 115 lbs I guess that's fine. (This is reliable information obtained from a perfomer by the way)

Pros: Everything is out in the open. In VIP you can touch the girls, which is good considering the girls in most clubs I've been to won't even let you touch the toenail of the smallest toe, even in VIP. $10 regular dances $20 VIP dances. The only special I've heard about is on Monday $5 dances from 7-11pm. For those of you into S&M ask about the "Chair of Pain" special for special occasions (bachelor parties, birthdays, graduations, etc.). I don't smoke, but they do allow it in the club if you do, which is another thing that contributes to the haze.

This is just my experience. Yours may be different so don't judge the entire club on my review, but just be careful cuz you will encounter some of these things while there. MY Overall rating 3.5 stars

Pros: Total exposure and full contact in VIP, $5 dance Mondays 7-11pm

Cons: Pushy and desperate girls, High prices on non-alcoholic drinks, Smoky place, Bony girls after 7PM, METAL DETECTOR @ FRONT DOOR

So I have been to alot of strip clubs in my life but this one has them topped off.. I went in the club at about 4pm in the afternoon about a couple of months ago. The girls were not that great looking. Some were friendly but what I saw there was beyond my eyes. It was the most provocadive club I have ever been to. Some of the girls smelt like funk. There is this thing called deoterant we use it in the 20th century. I must have seen so many girls getting touched and played with it was relentless. putting there areas in guys mouths, hands in there lower areas.. It was nasty. I walked into the VIP for a brief moment before a waitress kicked me out for not wearing some kind of a wristband, but what I saw was horrifying. I didnt know selling more than what is advertiesed was allowed in clubs. I eneded up leaving after that. but it was so nasty. defiently not the place I want to go back to. Might catch something just sitting on a chair or touching something. STD heaven for the men..

Pros: loud music, low lighting

Cons: bad parking, in the slum neighbourhood, club looks like a warehouse, and the interior looks as if it hasnt been changed in a decaide

I will deff go bac i went sunday and hade a blast it was my first club in austin to go to. I have to say i dont think i will need to go to n e more. management was good. a couple of dancers wasint that good. but all the girls were good lookin except for maybe one. i love that it's 18 n up bein that i'm only 19 there's only a couple of otha clubs i can get into austin. Bottom line great club. and u deff have to splurge a lil a get vip once are twice. ha real fun if u get a fun girl.

Pros: very nice girls and vip is a blast

Cons: bunk valet but its only 5 dollars so.

I have gone to the club a few time with friends, we have always had a great time. Weekends are a little pricey. The girls are really friendly and most are pretty good looking. We normally go on off days to get a break on the door cost. It is BYOB which is just great. The waitress are always cute and friendly. The management there has given us discount cupons for any return visits. All in all a really nice place , everyone has lots of fun. It is a little too dark and the music is really loud. But I will definately go again. OHHHH and "China Doll" is awesome!

Pros: ,cover cost only, you bring your own drinks, nice ladies

Cons: you GET to PAY to valet park your OWN car!!!! come on management, give your customers a break

i like to leave 5 or 10 ones on my table so i can tip the main stage without having to dig each time,of course i pick them up when i walk to the stage...the last two times i've been to this club,a girl has sat with me and stolen the ones! in 25 yrs of adult bar patronage this is the ONLY club where this has happened! i tipically drop 200 or so at each club i visit,each time,i can assure you i didnt spend one more nickel here if i hadnt byob'ed i would have left during her lousy dance

Pros: byob

Cons: the girls,the parking,the smell

the oil wrestling night is a scam, dont pay a dime for it ! All you do is squirt the girls with oil, cant touch them at all, if you do, they squirm away from you, you pay $$ to be the coach and she wont even let you rub oil on her anywhere, what a dirtball. I recommend you go there, bring your booze, but dont ever pay to be a oil wrestling coach, cause its a scam, you dont get a VIP dance as they say, you dont get anything ! THe girl I was a coach for, left without saying jack to me, and no lap dance in the VIP room after I got a free VIP room pass. Go to see nood girls, but dont bid on the oil wrestling, its a scam! Dont rely on "LEXUS" for a good dance, she leaves early, shes does not know how to please customers..

Pros: good dancers, nice club

Cons: dont participate in the oil wrestling, its a scam

I've been with my boyfriend a few nights and the girls are really sweet. They will come sit and talk to you... not looking for money or anything. BYOB is part of why we go... beware it sans clothes. Some of the girls there are just average looking but they are really sweet. Wait for Tuesday's as its 10 dollar entrance and 10 dollar lap dance all night. Wednesday is oil wrestling. On Fridays and Saturdays its 21 and up only until 2am.

Pros: nice girls, BYOB

Cons: valet parking is only options, BYOB when you haven't prepared