Top Secret Inc

I honestly would have rather had twelve dollars stolen from me. This was absolutely ridiculous in every way and left me wondering why there weren't people yelling for a refund when we came in. No story, horrible props, bad jokes, and 25 minutes of my life i will never get back.

OK..the reason y it is called top secret is because it was a big tornado a long time ago in the Washington dc and it flew the house all the way to the Wisconsin dells

The top secret attraction is a fun house not a secret tour. It would be considered a mild fright factor reccomended for age eight and up. Special effects are used so do not go if closterphobic. The tour would have been better if there was a story to go with there theme rooms. The items were so predictable but if you want to go then do it but do not pay full price it is not worth t.

This is NOT "The Dells", this is utter CRAP!!

Was very angry they let me take my 3 year old son in there. It looked cool to both of us, but once we got inside he was TERRIFIED and I had to carry the screaming kid all the way through to the end. Terrible, stupid, not entertaining, and frightening to young children.

Okay, i didn't read your reviews for this tour until after I came back from the dells myself, this weekend. I have to disagree. I loved the tour. However, the house itself may not have been as interesting if we didn't have a group of people who wanted to have fun, as well as an energetic and fun tour guide. I found it to be well worth the money i paid, as it was both entertaining and fun. It was maybe 20 minutes, and by comparison is a lot longer than some other attractions at the dells that cost more money.

If you're considering going..DON'T! It's been a long time since we felt like we'd been that ripped off. It's a guided tour of, nothing. Our "guide" was a young kid who spoke english as a second language and was absoutely horrible, mostly yelled a lot and was basically worthless. You'll regret it if you go.

Complete waste of time and money.

Okay, so we are the type of people that have to try things for ourselves. We were warned about this place.. even by the people that live and work in The Dells. But still, we had to try it.

Take my word for it, as avid Dell's visitor... DONT GO.
It is a total waste of your money.
Absolutely BORING.

If you think the outside of the building is cool.. that's about as cool as it gets.

Save the bucks.. go to the mini golf or something.

Top Secret Inc. is the white house gone bad. The outside, which looks, like a ruined upside down white house is probably this attraction's best feature. The inside features a tour through twisted white house rooms, including the oval office. It's not too exciting and there really isn't anything "secret" about it. Not worth the time, especially if you have young children, there isn't much to capture their attention here.

PROS: Exterior is good for photo-opps
CONS: Tour is on the boring side

it looks intersting and promising. but don't get your hopes up. Once you get inside, you'll wonder what all the excitment is all about. and could not wait for the tour to be over. It is boring. Not worth the money or the time. Make some pictures in front of the building, that's the best you can get from the place- and it is FREE

PROS: none
CONS: false advertisement. boring

This is an upside-down White House called Top Secret. I thought it would be a mix between a fun house and a haunted house. However, the operators selling tickets outside would not tell us anything about it! This got my interest up. It was somewhat funny, as I saw bill clinton with Monica in the oval office. After considering everything, it was somewhat of a disappointment -- but not too much. I'd never go back -- but it might be worth it if it's your first time for you.

PROS: somewhat short trip
CONS: price