Did you procure your wedding dress and decorations at Walmart and The Dollar Tree? Are you looking for a venue where your guests will feel comfortable wearing their confederate flag/bald eagle tank tops with bbq and armpit stains and their hunter-orange camo shorts? Do you mind having at least seven of the 4,289 extra-large ??NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK ALLOWED? signs in the background of every one of your wedding photos? Do you prefer restroom stalls to be carpeted and the walls to be graced with your Great-Grandmother??s wallpaper and Jesus prayers in magnificent, plastic, golden frames? Do you think neon-colored, fake-silk flowers are just gorgeous? Do you love the taste and quality of Safeway??s sheet cakes? Would you find a ??Groom??s Room? with the dimensions of 14 inches wide by 35 inches long to be perfectly adequate? Well, if you answered yes to the above questions, you just found the perfect wedding venue for you at The Hostess House!! Congratulations!