"If you want to be ignored during your meal when in need of bread, rushed between salad and entree, frowned on for not ordering desert and coffee, crowded ..."
"The seafood guacamole is the best ever. You gotta try it for yourself to see what i'm talking about. Don't forget who told you first."
"I walked in at 8pm on a saturday night in a town square where every other restaurant is packed and there was not a soul in the place. ..."