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By MULTOS C.
Menards makes me feel tingly inside whenever I go to Menards.Menards reminds me of my childhood and going to Menards when I was a child at Menards. I grew up in Menards. At Menards, I bought tomato fences at MenARDS. i was potty trained at Menards.In Menards i eat my lunch in Menards every day I can. I grocery shop at Menards. I was practically born in Menards. My kids go to Menards for daycare. I like to jog through Menards every morning. I Chew cud in the plant section of Menards. I cook fish sticks at Menards on a grill. I rub my face on the floor at Menards for smooth skin. I got married in Menards. My kids will get married in Menards. Menards is my life.
I love Menards.
Directions: immediately stand up. raise your hands and chant Menards until you are hungry. Go to Menards and eat. Sit on the shelf and sing the menards song at the top of your lungs. Take three deep breaths and repeat process.
Have fun.
Menards Menards Menards Menards Menards Menards Menards Menards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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